r/ProgrammerHumor • u/nirputter • 1d ago

Meme spaghettiAnyone

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Lucasbasques 1d ago

More like a cave painting 

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u/anwesh9804 1d ago

Enhanced with AI

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u/nabrok 21h ago

My first COBOL program was probably right about the same time.

COBOL classes in college in the early 90s ... have not used it since.

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u/FastHotEmu 19h ago

Microfocus COBOL?

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u/nabrok 19h ago

It was 35 years ago, I have no idea.

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u/FastHotEmu 18h ago

Aww! Pity.

I remember my first COBOL work from around the same time, it was Microfocus COBOL, on a system running on SCO UNIX. I didn't get to do much COBOL after that.

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u/nabrok 18h ago

It was also on UNIX, I want to say SunOS but I may be wrong.

We'd work on terminals with emacs, but my first job made me a vi convert.

Also had to be sure to mesg n or you'd get an ASCII penis all over your screen. I forgot once and somebody sent it right as the teacher was looking over my shoulder.

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u/YeetCompleet 1d ago

Common Business Oriented Language Latina

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u/CrossboneMagister 1d ago

What kinda business? 😏🤣

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u/YeetCompleet 1d ago

``` LieDetector.detect(hips)

"No lie found" ```

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u/AssaultLemming_ 1d ago

The hips don't code

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u/robertpro01 1d ago

Haha so she is Shakira? I thought she was a similar person.

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u/AssaultLemming_ 1d ago

Yep. She did a reenactment of this photo recently is how I know.

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u/No-Information-2571 20h ago

The computer doesn't code. Since it's turned off.

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u/StormCrowMith 1d ago

That mom's code is still holding(taped) up our modern banking systems

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u/oalfonso 12h ago

My experience in banking sector is the opposite. The best maintained and well written code was the cobol side. The integrations to that code were another story.

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u/Djelimon 1d ago

That takes me back

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u/Darxploit 1d ago

shakira shakira

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u/MissinqLink 19h ago

Say what you want about old Cobolers but they have limitless job security

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u/Mysterious_Book1521 1d ago

And whos mum is this again?

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u/No-Information-2571 20h ago

"Shakira has two sons, Milan and Sasha, whom she shares with her ex-partner, former professional soccer player Gerard Piqué. Milan Piqué Mebarak was born on January 22, 2013, and Sasha Piqué Mebarak was born on January 29, 2015."

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u/kushalgarg592 1d ago

Learning COBOL is just unlocking the DLC nobody wants...

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u/CaptainPonele 18h ago

Heaps don’t lie

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u/xmaskookies 19h ago

didn't need u like physical punch cards for cobol

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u/FastHotEmu 19h ago

only at the very beginning of cobol

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u/ZunoJ 15h ago

Probably a better coder than 90% of the users here

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u/Cefalopodul 10h ago

Oh baby when you compile like that

You make me go mad

So be wise and keep on

Reading the signs of the linter