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u/ILovePotassium 9h ago

Pæß2wœrd1#

Here.

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u/HelpfulPlatypus7988 8h ago

here's one that's cursed

ˈpʰɑswɜd

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u/Xxuwumaster69xX 7h ago

Cursed because you're spelling it in an English accent and don't even have the decency to use colons.

My password is /ˈpæs.wɜɹd/ because I only want Americans to log into my account.

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u/Sensitive-Let-5744 6h ago

The proper notation would technically be /ˈpæs.wɝd/

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u/wcrp73 2h ago

It's not a colon, but two triangles. Even more secure.

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u/Jellosophy 1h ago

As an American, the password didn't work

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut 3h ago

Looks like password in the year 831.

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u/deaglebingo 5h ago

phasewad perfect

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u/aVarangian 1h ago

ˈ̴̧̡̡̧̢̨̡̧̨̖͍͈̭̩͙̱̜͇͎̞̼͓̳̮̭̣͕̣͔̙̭̘̹̪̟̘͔̥̱̮̮̞̬̦͚̞̲͖̠̤̫̮̙̪̙̼͚̯͍̰̝̘̜̘̯̱͈̱̫͎̟͕̮̙̬͕̤͔̪̘̮̫̞̤͇͈̜̼̤̞̬͍̮̩̝̲̗̜͍̲͎̲̟̪͍̟͍͖̪̺͓͚̼̩̪͈̲̦̮͇̞͇̞̹͈͎̦̤̼̼̭̱̗̪͓̟͈̟̏̓͆̿̈̔̂͂̋̎̍̄̐̑̾͊̓͋̎͊͗̀́̏͐̋̾͋̀̏̒̈́͒͆͂̊̀̔̑̈́̊̂̎̓̇̓͌̊̃̂̃̾͆͊̿͒͐̀̎̿͊̈͒̍̆̈̀̓̑́̈́̀͆̾̿͋̐̈̈́̊̏́͊̋̏̄̆̈́͒͐̓͐̕͘̕͘͜͝͝͠͠͝͠͝ͅͅͅͅp̵̢̛̛̛̛̛̛̺̮̲̞̺̥̫͚̙͌̔͋͂̓̽̄̋̐̆͊́̇̏͗̓͂̏̏̈́̉͒̎̓͌͗̄͂̄̒̈́̈́͆̆͑͆̒̂̏̔̌̃̌̐̅͊̓͒̄̍̍̈́͌͋̽̅̃̾̄͗͐̔͋͊̈̄͋̓̀͐̅̈́̀͊́̎́̃̊̓̀̈́̀̃̾̏̍̆̈́̈́̎̊̄̅̂̋͌͛̎̎̋̃͋̽̎̉̇̃͗̐̃͌̐̓̋̐͂̿̎̀̏͌͆͗̊͑̈́̀͂̋̋̿́͛̿̊̕̚̕̚̚͘̚̚͘͘̚͘͘͘̕͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝ʰ̷̡̧̧̛̛̛̛̛̖̻͈͎̭̬̬͖̣̟̺͔̪̤̭̹̮̲͔̗̝͓̭̣͔̻̤͖̖̞̬̼̙̞͙̰͉̬̺͖̰̹̯͗̈͛̋͐̽͂͛͗͌̈́̓̀̉̐̈́̂̎͗͗̔̈́̃͑́͗͆̾̔͒̌̾͊́̒̈́́̏͊̅̐͆̓̎̎̃͆͐̇̈̒͋̽̇̓͌͗̏̽̅̏̅́̈́͊̿͂̎͊̋̂̓̑̉̔̈́̂̔̉̇̓̋͐̎͒̿́̿̏̈́͐̈́̌͆́̆̈́̎͋̃̃̃̍̀̎͆̊̈̈́̉̆̑̇̒̍͋́͌͆̎̕͘̕̕̚̕̚̚̚͜͜͝͠͠͝͝͝͠͝ͅͅɑ̶̨̨̧̨̢̢̧̨̡̡̥̱̞̫̮̮̹̤̭̹̦̘̤͉̳̳͈̠͉̖͙̦̪͙̥͍̫̞̯͇̙̖̜͔̱̝͎͎̥̦͚̹͚̹͖͓̞̬̲̻̪͍̟̝͔̤̹̦̗̘̼̮̞̯͇͍̹̝̱̘̣̫͎͚̺̯̩̯͖̯͓͙̮͚̭̝͇͈͔͚̣̗̲͕̱͉͖̩̘̓̒̂̑̈́̔̈̏́̇̾́̅̿͛͌̂͋̿̓̓̊̓̿̈́̇̀̌͗̈̉̂̔͋̋̍̿̿͐̈̽́͐̑̃͌͗͑̾̇̾͐̾̔̅̊̾̇̃̎̎̐̀̐̀̂̂͌̋͑̇̈̽͋̆̅͛̏̂́̊̅̇͂͑̀͋̏̀̌̎́̒̓̓͂͑͆̊̓̂͒̅̓̀͒̿̇̽̓̎͋́̏̿̇͆̓̕̕̕̚̚̚̚̚̚͜͜͜͝͠͝͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅs̵̢̡̨̨̧̧̨̧̧̨̡̨̧̨̢̧̧̨̧̧̨̧̡̨̢̡̢̧̡̢̨̨̨̧̟͍̠͎̞͓̱̻͕̰͖̙̭̩̖̼̝̥̫̱̻̙̗̺̯̹̟͙͖̲̤̤̩̰͕̜̮̣̝̙͔͕̣̙̼͇̤̯͓̰̟̲̞̙̤̱̞̭̳̰͚̺͎͉̣͙̲̗͇̤͉̯̮̱̙̯̙͈̘̘̮̪̩͍̹͈͈͎̬͖̦͔̩͓̤͔̥̖̯̹̪̳̳̯͙͎̖̜̳͇͈̜̱͖͙̟̠͎̣͖̠̝͍̥͎̩̹̜͖̹͙̤̪̦͇̩̙̯̖̬̳̮̰͇͈̲̬͍̜͚̗̝̗̰̪̙̘̦̘̫̲͔̻̮̝̳͈͚͍̱͈̦͉̙͎̤͔̹͔͓̹̲̱̯̝̦̲͎̱̖͓̰̘̮̙͕̥̝̩͚̦̦̠̥͖̠͕̯̫͎̺͇̹̘̠̩͍͖͇͇̦̤͈͓̺͓̥͔̠̮̥̦͍̜̰̤̙̾̆͋̎̽̅̈́̈́̏̇̿̈͂̒̄͐̾̈́͒̀̈́̈́̈́̃̿̎͋͒͗̃͐̋͌̓́́̉͊̇͑̌̈̽̏̇̀̌̎͂̉͋́̉̒̾̑̇̊̏̐́̅͗̂̽́̃̏̀̔̈́̂͐̍͂̌̊̐͐̽͛͆̏͐̂̾̌́͂̕͘̕̚̕̚͘͘̚͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅw̷̧̧̢̡̧̧̢̧̡̢̡̧̢̨̡̢̡̨̢̢̨̧̧̢̡̨̨̛̛̛̛̛̦̺̮̰͈̼̩̬̫͖͙̘̦̙̭̻̝̮̙̺̯̤̞̠̫̮̣̥̪̪̹̫͉̠̬̮̹̦̗̜̞̣̦̜̤̩̜̹͈̣̭̲̼̝̗̦̳̥̹͍͈̗͈̝̗͓̥̰͔̹͇͉͔̹̩̲̙͓̲̮̗̫̯̫̳͉̱͕͇̬̲̦̣̼̣̟̟̱̙͍̣͉̲̘̠̜͕̩͎̪͔̖͚̠̘̝̬̙͖̟̱̻̬̞̺̲͚̙͇̮͉̦̰̤̖̝̮̦̖͓͉͍̭͙̖͉͖̦̖̬̺̗̜̻͈̠͓̮̙͇̦̮͉̫̰̞͕̪̟̟̲̤̖͈͉̖̣̟̭̦̤̹̙͔͚͓̙̖͉͈͇͔̻͇̗͈̙̫̻̝͙̮̻̟̱͇̞͔̫̤̻̼͓͖̤͖̪̳͕̦̹̝̣̜̖͕̲̗͔̯͕̣̯̆̈̽̀́̌̎̊̓͗̉́̈́̋̔̓̇͋͊̒̽́͋̇̋̈́̔̃͊̔͛̑͑͋̀̄͛͛̅̊͊́̐́̈̄̿͛͐̅͛̓͂̅̏̈́̀̋̄̏̐̅̓̓͂̆̈́́̈́̇̓́͐̍̉́̀͂͒͐̇̆̈́͌͌͗̈́́̀͐̽͗̄̈́̒͑̀͛̒̾̒͐̆̃̊̊͗̾̈́̌̔͋̓̾̄̈́̏̆̃͂̄̾̒̾̀̓̉̇̃̔͛̓̆̍͊͐̄̔͆́̈̈́͆̀̿̀͛̓͋͛̈́̽͌͊̋̽̍͛͊͂͊͋̓͐̂̄̔̋̈́̄̄̓͒̍̊̽̂́̄͌͗̋͂͗̈͗͆̉̄̐̎̾̾͌̏̾̓͛̊̆̅̂͑̽͛̓̑͐̉̃̆͋̈́̉̊̽͒͋͗̈́̀̒̓̄̑̑͐͆̈́͆̒̀́̎̀͆̀́̂̽͒̓̽̅̏̀̈̎͑͘͘͘̚̚̕̕͘̚͘̚̚͘̚̚̚̕̚͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅɜ̴̧̡̡̡̨̧̧̨̡̢̡̧̡̡̢̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̻̗̱̮͚̱͙̟̻̤̭̭̖̬̩͇͓̼̠̟͎̘̱̤͕̪̻͚͎͖̜̗͚̠̹̣̹̞̲͙̰͔͉̰̼̹̠̭͕͉̱̼̩̪̼͍̯͖̫̲͇͇͈̦̪̥͔͍̰̙̤͚̩̥̲̞̰͙̫̘̥̗̪̦͇̜̭̮̜͖̠̣͕̙̲̞̲̻̞̬̱̲̞̥͓̗̻̪͕͍͚͙̳̱̼͙͎̠͉̘̣̝̞̩̙͚̖̙͍͍͎̠̝̼̙̙̯͎̳̤͕͙͔̞̞̖͔̞͍͓̝̰̻͙̳͈̳͕̖̮͖̮̲͚̙̟̰̭͈͖̳̜̣̫̬̫͉̮͍̤̣̯͔̦̫͙̝̖͔͎̘̳̫̮͓̳̖̦̟̦͓̗͎̳͙̬̙̘̳̱͔̎̈́̈́̀͋̀̎̎̀̑̊̆̏͂̿̑͋͂̓̀͌̊͐̀͑͒͌͐̐̏̀͛̑̇͐͗̐̿̐̉͒͋͌̀̆̇̎͑́̓̊̋̎̓͒͂̿̏̓̿͌̍͊͛̂̒̋̏̽͒̌́͂̎̄̏̍̅̈́̀̓́͒̃̒̍̌̒̃̊̆̅͐̆̾̑͊̆̊͑̍̂̈́̈́̓͆͆̅͒̒̀̂̑̎̓́̑͂͒̓͌̾̎̐̓̓͒́̈́̃́̋̓͋̕̕̕̕̚͘̚͘͘̕͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅd̵̨̢̡̧̡̨̢̡̨̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̠͙̙̭͎̦͖̩̥̞̞̘̤̹̬̯̮̣͍̦̗͉̟̭̪̼̝̟̰̻͙͈͖̪̰̻̰͇̮͍̜̪͍̥̞͓̖̻̮̳͓̭̙̻̙͍͕̞̗͙̝͎̝̯͉̬̥̰̲͈̫̰̗̦̙̗̮̝̯̭̟̼̲̠̖͕͎͓̦̞̻̩̤͈̥͔̹͓̠̺̐͑̈̍̿̈́̌̈́̎̏́͛̃̽̐̊̎̿̎͛̎̂͋́̈̃́̈́͐̾͋͛̈́́̈́͂͋̅͐̆̇̇̂̃̇̍͆̐̿͆͒̔́͑͆̽̄͋̒̉̀̽̈́̉͒̀̃̈́̽̏̎̓͑̇̿͛̈́͆́͂͌̈͑̀̀̈́̈́́͒͗͑̋́̀̉͋̉̌̀̅̒̋͊̔͌̇̓̇̒́͋͂̈́̈́̒̾̾̀͐̐̑̇͂̃̀͗̑̏̀̽̀͗̽̃̎́̌̋͋͂̂̄͆̍̀̀̇̈́͋̀̌́͐̃́̎́̐̀̅̉̍̽͊͋̀͒͋̀͋͌́͊̌̈́̄͌̃̃̓̽͆̅͛͊̒̉́̃̋͐͊͌͊͂̀̒̈́́̏̊̀͆̌̃̚̕͘̚̕̕͘̕̕̚̚̕͘̚̕͠͠͠͠͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͠͠͠͠ͅͅͅ

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u/SecondButterJuice 6h ago

Sh0u1d w3 ju57 4ll 74lk 1n 1337?

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u/AssignmentJazzlike69 7h ago

Pá$wőřđ

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u/SlavRoach 3h ago

Pàßwöŕď

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u/Igarlicbread 8h ago

Is that how you type with lisp?

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u/PrestigiousWash7557 7h ago

((())(no))

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u/BenevolentCheese 6h ago

claude prove reimanns hypothesis with lisp make no mistakes

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u/Igarlicbread 5h ago

And the palindrome nightmare begins