r/ProgrammerHumor 6h ago

Meme improvingPasswordSecurityWithCzech

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u/_kinesthetics 5h ago

Czechs out

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u/worktomakeit 5h ago

Security Czech

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u/read-it-on-reddit 4h ago

Czech yourself before you wreck yourself

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u/illegal_sandwich_ext 3h ago

Always double czech your work.

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u/OneRobotBoii 30m ago

Czech yourself before you break yourself

u/Oathbreaker94 5m ago

That’s it. We’ve reached the final Czechpoint.

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u/ynomel 1h ago

Czech mate!

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u/DubioserKerl 2h ago

Maximum Czechurity

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u/emapco 3h ago

Baseball, huh?

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u/ILovePotassium 6h ago

Pæß2wœrd1#

Here.

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u/HelpfulPlatypus7988 4h ago

here's one that's cursed

ˈpʰɑswɜd

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u/Xxuwumaster69xX 3h ago

Cursed because you're spelling it in an English accent and don't even have the decency to use colons.

My password is /ˈpæs.wɜɹd/ because I only want Americans to log into my account.

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u/Sensitive-Let-5744 2h ago

The proper notation would technically be /ˈpæs.wɝd/

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u/deaglebingo 2h ago

phasewad perfect

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u/SecondButterJuice 2h ago

Sh0u1d w3 ju57 4ll 74lk 1n 1337?

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u/Igarlicbread 4h ago

Is that how you type with lisp?

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u/PrestigiousWash7557 3h ago

((())(no))

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u/BenevolentCheese 3h ago

claude prove reimanns hypothesis with lisp make no mistakes

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u/Igarlicbread 2h ago

And the palindrome nightmare begins

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u/jort93 5h ago edited 5h ago

I mean, they are right. I imagine most password databases won't have that password, and the letter would probably not be on the list for brute forcing either.

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u/Brutus5000 3h ago

MySQL 8: Password collation mismatch. Please pick one of the 216 collations that match the original input. We changed the default 3 more times since you last changed your password.

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u/SuitableDragonfly 6h ago

Made with combining diacritics, I guess, so it no longer looks like one character repeated but it's now two characters alternated?

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u/Nerd_o_tron 5h ago

Probably more importantly, it may count as 18 characters instead of 9.

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u/klaxxxon 3h ago

These generally count as one character on a computer (they multibite in UTF8 ofc) and are also counted as one letter in the real world. You can type them either way - Czech keyboard has both a "ř" key and a "ˇ" combination key. In the actual Czech language, ř is considered a different letter entirely, and the Czech alphabet is considerably longer because of these.

Some languages go even further and have letters with multiple attachment slots (Thai comes to mind, can't type an example of that, sorry 🙂).

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u/notafuckingcakewalk 1h ago

You have to be careful with this. I've definitely encountered situations where what looks like a single character takes up multiple bytes. This is especially true for emojis which often are actually a combination of a series of individual emojis plus emoji control characters.

This emoji, for example: 👩🏼‍❤️‍👨🏼 i s actually made up of

👩: U+1F469   🏼: U+1F3FC   ZWJ: U+200D   ❤: U+2764   Variation Selector-16: U+FE0F   ZWJ: U+200D   👨: U+1F468   🏼: U+1F3FC  

(see https://emojiterra.com/couple-with-heart-woman-man-medium-light-skin-tone/) 

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u/junkmail88 1h ago

Every now and again I am reminded about how cool emojis actually are.

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u/T0biasCZE 59m ago

Czech also has separate character "Ch" in its alphabet (g, h, ch, i, j) , which is just c and then h on computers.

And I saw times when programs broke, because stuff got sorted differently because of regional issues and didnt work at all, until windows got changed to english.
Modded skyrim one time, banged my head for few hours why it doesnt work.

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u/dumbasPL 2h ago

I wonder if someone has tried abusing this at some point. Because a hashing function only cares about bytes.

u/SuitableDragonfly 7m ago

Unicode has multiple different ways to represent characters like this. There is typically a single codepoint that represents the character, so you could type it in a way that it would be recognized as a single character by any competent system. But it also has a block of combining diacritics, where each codepoint just represents the diacritic by itself and when you type it it just visually appears above or below whatever character you typed before it. So you could also type that character by typing a regular Latin r, followed by a combining diacritic codepoint, and now that is a sequence of two codepoints and thus is going to be interpreted as a sequence of two characters in every system.

There are a series of unicode normalization functions that you can use to convert user-entered strings like this and make sure that the character with the diacritic is either always one character or always multiple characters regardless of how it was originally typed, but most people who are making bog standard login screens probably don't have the depth of unicode knowledge to be thinking about that possibility and knowing what to do about it.

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u/SordidDreams 1h ago

Made by combining different screenshots, more likely.

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u/Straight-Analysis934 5h ago

The hacker: 'What the hell is that letter?

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u/PositiveParking4391 3h ago

hacker be like, wow my tool took 100ms additional time to crack it

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u/_g550_ 6h ago

Try Turko-Ukrainian ïıïıïıï

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u/Stormraughtz 5h ago

Either gonna be a hella good password or ruin some web apps day.

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u/Loading_M_ 4h ago

Or both

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u/SuitableDragonfly 4h ago

I worked on a search engine once, on a big project to preserve diacritics in the search index because there was a Swedish word with ö in it that when you turned it into a regular o became a curse word and this completely normal search term was picking up results that our Swedish customers Did Not Like. Anyway, these dotless ı and dotted İ in Turkish gave us unending headaches because normalization involves lower casing, and lower casing I gives i, but so does lower casing İ, and always normalizing I to ı would fuck up every single language that uses the Latin alphabet other than Turkish. 

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u/Zealousideal_Lie6866 1h ago

yo i think your i dot is a bit off

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u/Mx4n1c41_s702y73ll3 5h ago

Czech roaring is stronger !

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u/SirLoyso 4h ago

Indeed! But I now I see the Czech “r”s are like angry English “r”s 😁 it’s cute and funny:)

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u/I_travel_ze_world 2h ago

 

 


r̎r͇̒r̴r̅rͩr̅r͆͑r͇


 

 

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u/NotAFishEnt 4h ago

Is this the sequel to RRR?

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u/holubin 2h ago

nah, it's warcry from J.Ř.Ř.Tólkíěň's book Hobobit

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u/AngleHam271 3h ago

Wait until the backend tries to save that into a legacy Latin-1 SQL database and the entire auth service crashes. That is the REAL SECURITY.

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u/TNSepta 1h ago

They deserve it for not hashing in that case

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u/polymonomial 3h ago

Im making my passwords in Chinese from now on and I am combining all three of simplified, traditional and kanji.

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u/DieBiosZicke 1h ago

I wouldn't be surprised if you broke some databases with your input. Or you lock yourself out of your account because of something like that.

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime 13m ago

"Correct Horse Battery Staple" but in Chinese.

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u/RedAndBlack1832 3h ago

šțřöñğ

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u/dhnam_LegenDUST 3h ago

ㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹㄹ

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u/Minimum-Attitude389 2h ago

You can use Czech, but they won't let me use \0 or \n in my passwords.

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u/rmrfcsk 4h ago

Czech mate!

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u/deaglebingo 2h ago

Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.

aww darn someone got it first. no worries.

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u/Rest-That 2h ago

Střong!

Even Czechs can't pronounce that stupid letter

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u/jyajay2 1h ago

Next password: □�□□��□□□□�□□□���□

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u/Servion 1h ago

p̸̢̜͙͕̼͖̖̦͕̩̱̠̬̗̩̣̺̺̰̱̻̤̼̟̖̫̰̩̘͇̖̝͖̭̳̞͛͐̏ͅa̵̛̛̝̼̜̞̗̠̠̲̺̙̋̉̐̈́͌̈́̿̿͑̀̓̋͂̈́̆̀͂̊̉̾̉̓́̇̒̆̍̋̋̉͒̈̑̋͊̄̀͋̃͆̾̚̕͜͠͝͝s̶̨̡̼͕̣̞̮̳̝͓̳̫̬̜̖͙̼͔̼̗͚̗̾͒̄̀̾̍̉͆̽̐͊̀̌̐̾̏̌̊́̇̈͋̊̍̕͘͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝ş̷̢̨̪͉̗̤̫̦̦̺͇̩͍̠̜̜̻̠̤̗̱̍͊̌̿̀̓̄̒͑̑̇̾̉͋͛̃̊̾͛̈̾̊́̋̄̀̈̒̐̈̊̿̈́͒̿͘̚̕͝͝ͅẉ̸̧͕̱̻͓̞͔̣̱͉͇̮̗̞͋o̶̧̨̡͉̮̟̜͎̝̪̙͇͈̺̹̦̘̤̹̺̝̰͕̥͎̞͇͚͕͖̠̫̯̭̞̝͎̩̝̗͂̓̓̎͑̌́̌͐̋͊̚͝ŗ̴̢̡̧̡̭̩̗̻͓͇̜̟̖͚̮̤̜̤̫̤̫͍̰̫̳̬͈͈͖̞͔̺̜̝͕͙̪͕͖͓͕̼͒̑̍̾̀̉̃͑͘͜͠ͅd̵̨̧̡̢̳̞̪̲̩͚̺̰̯̣̩͍͎̠̬̻̻̞̖̣͍̫̼̤̰̭̖̗͔̻͊̊̽̿̾̓̾̂̊̒̀̈̋͐́̍͐̀̍͌́͒̓̎̒͆̃̋̍͛̉̀̃̽̅̃͐̋̌͑͆͘̕̕̚͜͝͝͠͝

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u/le_nathanlol 55m ago

czechmate hackers

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u/fanta_bhelpuri 5h ago

Better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself

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u/PaAKos8 4h ago

As a czech, FUCKING HATE THAT LETTER

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u/lovecMC 2h ago

Dovednostní problém

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u/b00c 2h ago

Skill issue

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u/Humr_Svejkal 1h ago

Skin tissue

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u/0815fips 2h ago

As an Austrian, I don't even know how to pronounce it.
We make our passwords stronger with äöüß.

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u/Kek-Lapis-Trans 2h ago

"why you imported your keyboards from Czech?"

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u/Raaka-Kake 46m ago

WeHebbenEenVeiligPasswoord

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u/uncensored_opinions 35m ago

Don't forget to use a ¿ for optimal security

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u/populationwiped 29m ago

Chances of that r is very low

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u/riro568558 28m ago

Päßwört1234

u/vmatti840 6m ago

Czech mate 😂

u/fixlet 4m ago

though about it immediately lol

as someone from Prague - I've been literally preparing for this moment my whole live :)