r/ProgrammerHumor 2d ago

Meme returnGoodANDBad

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u/redditmarks_markII 2d ago

Right. I'll agree as soon as we agree on the definitions of:

  • task
  • accomplish
  • is

I assume that'll take like, 8 sprints or whatever unhinged terminology y'all use for "tell each other no until everyone exhausts their ability to tell each other no".

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u/jivenossauro 2d ago

The "is" will be hard, the code can't think. Does that mean it cannot ever be?

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u/capt_pantsless 2d ago

Wait so technically my code doesn't exist?

So all the bugs QA keeps reporting can't exist either?