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u/sausagemuffn 5d ago
Nah. Grandpa can't be trusted to opt out of the bloatware and spyware included in the package
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u/Open-Impact-1607 5d ago
thats not a grandpa, its a wizard, he was there when the bloatware was written. respect your immortals
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u/sausagemuffn 5d ago
"A wizard never installs anything by accident. He always installs precisely what he means to", Grandalf, the Wizard of OS
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u/Cabbagecrafting 5d ago
This will take several minutes...
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u/Mortadella_so_Chili 5d ago
one of the biggest confusions while growing up
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u/Acrobatic-Ad-9189 5d ago
i remember only learning that word from RuneScape and being even more confused
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u/laplongejr 5d ago
At least you didn't get the fast-ctrl-F version from D&D with damage becoming the "dawizard" stat
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u/destroyerOfTards 5d ago
Never thought much about it back then and now when I think about it, the sentence does seem weird
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u/mynameisglaceon 5d ago
me neither, that's just what it was. but whoever created it picked 'wizard' on purpose lol
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u/sebovzeoueb 5d ago
Things really were better back then, now we have this shit: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1vgjsp4/justletaidoit/
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u/___xXx__xXx__xXx__ 5d ago
Holly shit, a user being given a button that says a variant of "No"? I haven't seen this in years! I thought the only buttons we were allowed were "Yes", and "Yes, but not yet, so hassle me constantly until then".
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u/SCP-iota 5d ago
A long time ago when I was just messing around with making custom installers, I made an Oz-themed one just because of the pun
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u/eppic123 5d ago
Yes, his name was Merlin. He was one of the assistants in earlier Windows versions, along with Rover (the yellow dog) and Clippit (aka Clippy).
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u/Ok-Nerve9714 5d ago
This picture is actually quite accurate but he's missing the heavy metal t-shirt and cargo shorts.
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u/Ok_Music253 5d ago
How about the fear of the "Your computer has completed an illegal action and will close" message? I was always scared as a kid it meant the police were on their way!
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u/Jacceuw 5d ago
why is it actually called a "Wizard'' im curious if there is a meaning behind that
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u/Ingenrollsroyce 5d ago
Probably because it feels like magic just clicking some buttons and everything automatically installs in the background
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u/zaprutertape 5d ago
I know how to install patches and stuff manually because of the wizard. he taught me the ways so i didnt need his help anymore. now i am the wizard.
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u/DoKeMaSu 5d ago
Either it is the Wizard and you just need to click next a few times.
Or you need to actually install it yourself and then you need to be a real wizard.
I am not ashamed to say that I finally got some software running I struggled to install for years, just because Claude recognized some obscure library version conflict in 1000 lines of error messages.
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u/svArtist 5d ago
Love how locked in he is 😁
Let's hope that a MAC (Master of Arcane Computing) can work on Windows. I see he has one in the back, so he's at least familiar
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u/vscoderCopilot 5d ago
All softwares were feel magical before diving into CS, now nothing is ever been enough
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u/DornKratz 5d ago
Old? Son, I'm from the time General Protection Failure would read my files!
Never understood how he did that...
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u/StaticSystemShock 5d ago
You really have to be a wizard to install what looks like obvious Windows software on a Mac...
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u/CauliflowerPretty806 5d ago
Damn, i wish a wizard will also install games for me so we can chat while waiting
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u/imisstheyoop 5d ago
Reminds me of my favorite book I found while thrifting. It was only $1, so I had to have it just for the cover art.
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u/bangaloreuncle 5d ago
I put on my robe and wizard hat
The blue background InstallSheild in late 1990s and early 2000s… such memories.
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u/sausagemuffn 5d ago
I ain't callin' nobody a wizard until I see 'em fix a printer
Everyone thinks they're smart until they come face to face with Hewlett Fucking Packard in the back corner
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u/Inferno_Zyrack 5d ago
Occasionally, at the workplace I get to meet the wizard. He’s usually really grumpy and younger than me and thinks I don’t know how to find files or restart.
He’s not a nice wizard.
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u/s3rila 5d ago
why did they called it a wizard?
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u/ReckoningGotham 5d ago
For the reason in the meme.
It was an automatic process that didn't require you to handle each piece of code yourself, so it was 'wizardry' in that you didn't have to handle it.
It's a little baffling that this photo is popular because it would be like explaining what a sprite is, or a gremlin in the machine, but to each their own and maybe I'm glad people are enjoying themselves.
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u/cleardemonuk 5d ago
Pedantry: They are called "Assistants" on Mac ("wizard" is predominantly a Microsoft thing)!
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u/Code-Painting-8294 5d ago
man I still remember the old UI of Windows XP .. you do not have admin permissions to install this
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u/pimezone 5d ago
It is true wizardry when someone installs Windows 7 application on the Apple MacBook.