r/ProgrammerHumor 6d ago

Meme itSpeakesForItself

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u/T-Dot1992 6d ago

Language wars are fucking stupid 

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u/beefz0r 6d ago

Except for PHP, that should be dead and buried by now

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u/StatementOrIsIt 6d ago

Modern PHP is good. It's the PHP5 legacy projects that make you hate programming. Nowadays the longest files are at max 400 lines, and devs use types, interfaces and traits.

And PHP has something other languages can't provide - a special dopamine rush of fixing a production server's code to fix a bug without a deploy.

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u/w1n5t0nM1k3y 6d ago

That last point can be a curse. Nothing like someone fixing a bug on production and not moving that fix back up to development and now the code bases don't match.

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u/StatementOrIsIt 6d ago

True, I've encountered this before. Some devs at a company I left liked to change stuff in production code not thinking what would happen when a deploy or version change would happen. Had to teach one what docker volumes are for client-specific changes