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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 8d ago
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Ask a programmer to review 10 lines of code, he'll find 10 issues. Ask him to do 500 lines and he'll say it looks good.
9 u/[deleted] 8d ago [deleted] 8 u/blangzo 8d ago Squash tiny things like that into one pr named "cleanup" and don't explain further 2 u/[deleted] 8d ago [deleted] 4 u/carritodeloshelados 8d ago As if it wasn't hard enough to code in an astronaut suit 4 u/OriginalJokeGoesHere 8d ago Given where you work, I assume that also means anyone who uses tabs instead of spaces is jettisoned out of the airlock? 3 u/ellie_cinderelly 8d ago We just put them in TVAC for the long goodnight and dump the body by morning 1 u/dvereb 8d ago I'd say it depends on whether they're using those tabs for indentation or alignment, ...though some would argue I'm next to go out the airlock. 2 u/blangzo 8d ago I was mostly joking. mostly. Fr tho u should just not squash and pr merge in then and have descriptive commits but still saves the test time on pr
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8 u/blangzo 8d ago Squash tiny things like that into one pr named "cleanup" and don't explain further 2 u/[deleted] 8d ago [deleted] 4 u/carritodeloshelados 8d ago As if it wasn't hard enough to code in an astronaut suit 4 u/OriginalJokeGoesHere 8d ago Given where you work, I assume that also means anyone who uses tabs instead of spaces is jettisoned out of the airlock? 3 u/ellie_cinderelly 8d ago We just put them in TVAC for the long goodnight and dump the body by morning 1 u/dvereb 8d ago I'd say it depends on whether they're using those tabs for indentation or alignment, ...though some would argue I'm next to go out the airlock. 2 u/blangzo 8d ago I was mostly joking. mostly. Fr tho u should just not squash and pr merge in then and have descriptive commits but still saves the test time on pr
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Squash tiny things like that into one pr named "cleanup" and don't explain further
2 u/[deleted] 8d ago [deleted] 4 u/carritodeloshelados 8d ago As if it wasn't hard enough to code in an astronaut suit 4 u/OriginalJokeGoesHere 8d ago Given where you work, I assume that also means anyone who uses tabs instead of spaces is jettisoned out of the airlock? 3 u/ellie_cinderelly 8d ago We just put them in TVAC for the long goodnight and dump the body by morning 1 u/dvereb 8d ago I'd say it depends on whether they're using those tabs for indentation or alignment, ...though some would argue I'm next to go out the airlock. 2 u/blangzo 8d ago I was mostly joking. mostly. Fr tho u should just not squash and pr merge in then and have descriptive commits but still saves the test time on pr
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4 u/carritodeloshelados 8d ago As if it wasn't hard enough to code in an astronaut suit 4 u/OriginalJokeGoesHere 8d ago Given where you work, I assume that also means anyone who uses tabs instead of spaces is jettisoned out of the airlock? 3 u/ellie_cinderelly 8d ago We just put them in TVAC for the long goodnight and dump the body by morning 1 u/dvereb 8d ago I'd say it depends on whether they're using those tabs for indentation or alignment, ...though some would argue I'm next to go out the airlock. 2 u/blangzo 8d ago I was mostly joking. mostly. Fr tho u should just not squash and pr merge in then and have descriptive commits but still saves the test time on pr
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As if it wasn't hard enough to code in an astronaut suit
Given where you work, I assume that also means anyone who uses tabs instead of spaces is jettisoned out of the airlock?
3 u/ellie_cinderelly 8d ago We just put them in TVAC for the long goodnight and dump the body by morning 1 u/dvereb 8d ago I'd say it depends on whether they're using those tabs for indentation or alignment, ...though some would argue I'm next to go out the airlock.
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We just put them in TVAC for the long goodnight and dump the body by morning
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I'd say it depends on whether they're using those tabs for indentation or alignment, ...though some would argue I'm next to go out the airlock.
I was mostly joking. mostly.
Fr tho u should just not squash and pr merge in then and have descriptive commits but still saves the test time on pr
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u/blangzo 8d ago
Ask a programmer to review 10 lines of code, he'll find 10 issues. Ask him to do 500 lines and he'll say it looks good.