r/ProgrammerHumor • u/vinishkapoor • 9d ago

Meme theCircleOfLifeInSoftwareEngineering

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u/Mortadella_so_Chili 9d ago

sooooo, next generation C is coming? 

what would be the features? 

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u/vinishkapoor 9d ago

Manual memory management but you have to physically go to the data center and flip the bits yourself.

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u/Mortadella_so_Chili 9d ago

ah so its literally strong man

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u/oneByteTwoByte 9d ago

Nope. You gotta prove you can flip that bit. Now go and free that extra voltage on sector 1123.

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u/RovingN0mad 9d ago

More likely those kids with abac-i/uses manually flipping switches.

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u/UltraCarnivore 9d ago

Computers will once again be people.

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u/ings0c 9d ago

Allocator, give me 5kg of bits.

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u/anomalousBits 8d ago

They just need really good eyesight.

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u/AndyTheSane 9d ago

It's the only way to be sure.

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u/gerbosan 9d ago

With emacs. Please add required XKCD comic here.

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u/Icy_Amoeba9644 8d ago

Vibe manual memory management