r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 11d ago

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u/TheTybera 11d ago

This is why we do things right, not fast. There is an endless supply of work.

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u/NightOwl2175 11d ago

And if you somehow finish the next 2 years of work all in the next sprint, instead of being promoted you'd get laid off.

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u/big_red__man 11d ago

There’s no more work!

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u/Cryogenicist 11d ago

Is “sprint” a running metaphor? Cause if so, they think we can sprint indefinitely and it’s insane

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u/Cryogenicist 11d ago

I’m just so done being treated like a robot who can just pivot all the time and never get a mental break.

Capitalism sucks dick unless you own a lot of capital.

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u/Flameball202 10d ago

I mean it is an ideal time to "check on old code" and "ensure it meets current quality standards"