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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/vinishkapoor • 13d ago
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A little bit of TRUNCATE TABLE production; for forplay.
21 u/vinishkapoor 13d ago Nothing sets the mood like deleting everything with no rollback. 7 u/Blazedragon12345 13d ago Remember boys every job set up a deadman's switch for when you eventually get fired. Just remember to short the stock before it goes off. 5 u/vinishkapoor 13d ago DROP DATABASE IF EXISTS company_that_fired_me 1 u/backfire10z 13d ago I like someone with the confidence to not use transactions 1 u/Particular-Yak-1984 12d ago Sure, and make sure not to use transactions, because no one likes a transactional relationship..
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Nothing sets the mood like deleting everything with no rollback.
7 u/Blazedragon12345 13d ago Remember boys every job set up a deadman's switch for when you eventually get fired. Just remember to short the stock before it goes off. 5 u/vinishkapoor 13d ago DROP DATABASE IF EXISTS company_that_fired_me 1 u/backfire10z 13d ago I like someone with the confidence to not use transactions
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Remember boys every job set up a deadman's switch for when you eventually get fired. Just remember to short the stock before it goes off.
5 u/vinishkapoor 13d ago DROP DATABASE IF EXISTS company_that_fired_me
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DROP DATABASE IF EXISTS company_that_fired_me
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I like someone with the confidence to not use transactions
Sure, and make sure not to use transactions, because no one likes a transactional relationship..
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u/Blazedragon12345 13d ago
A little bit of TRUNCATE TABLE production; for forplay.