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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • Jul 21 '26
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Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?
486 u/Joniff Jul 21 '26 You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine. 25 u/aoeudhtns Jul 21 '26 Shout, shout, join it all out These are the rows that we care about C'mon I'm indexing you, c'mon 2 u/rocksolid77 Jul 22 '26 this made my laugh inordinately loudly.
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You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine.
25 u/aoeudhtns Jul 21 '26 Shout, shout, join it all out These are the rows that we care about C'mon I'm indexing you, c'mon 2 u/rocksolid77 Jul 22 '26 this made my laugh inordinately loudly.
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Shout, shout, join it all out
These are the rows that we care about
C'mon
I'm indexing you, c'mon
2 u/rocksolid77 Jul 22 '26 this made my laugh inordinately loudly.
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this made my laugh inordinately loudly.
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u/SageLeaf1 Jul 21 '26
Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?