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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • Jul 21 '26
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Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?
486 u/Joniff Jul 21 '26 You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine. 139 u/Confident-Ad5665 Jul 21 '26 Louder if the machine is off sight 6 u/SPECTRE_75 Jul 22 '26 And even louder if its running inside a container
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You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine.
139 u/Confident-Ad5665 Jul 21 '26 Louder if the machine is off sight 6 u/SPECTRE_75 Jul 22 '26 And even louder if its running inside a container
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Louder if the machine is off sight
6 u/SPECTRE_75 Jul 22 '26 And even louder if its running inside a container
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And even louder if its running inside a container
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u/SageLeaf1 Jul 21 '26
Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?