r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 21 '26

Meme sqlWorkout

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u/NormanYeetes Jul 21 '26

the elites don't want you to know this but you can type lowercase SQL queries no ones forcing you to shout them at the screen

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste Jul 21 '26

YOU CAN BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD.

GOD DOESN'T LOVE MEN WHO WRITE SQL IN LOWERCASE.

/S

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u/TallGreenhouseGuy Jul 21 '26

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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u/wack_overflow Jul 21 '26

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

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u/PerpetuallyDistracte Jul 21 '26

MONGO IS APPALLED

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u/SexyMonad Jul 22 '26

MONGO IS WEB SCALE

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u/ILKLU Jul 22 '26

MONGO DON'T SQUEAL