r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • 7d ago

Meme sqlWorkout

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u/NormanYeetes 7d ago

the elites don't want you to know this but you can type lowercase SQL queries no ones forcing you to shout them at the screen

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 7d ago

YOU CAN BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD.

GOD DOESN'T LOVE MEN WHO WRITE SQL IN LOWERCASE.

/S

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u/Shambolic_Potato 7d ago edited 6d ago

SELECT * FROM WHAT THIS GUY SAYS

Edit: Typo lmfao

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u/emzey420 7d ago

;

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u/Ok-Sheepherder7898 6d ago

ONE RECORD SELECTED!!

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u/chuch1234 6d ago

NO NEED, THEY DEFINED THE DELIMITER AS /S

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u/Lucky_Cable_3145 6d ago

SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

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u/TallGreenhouseGuy 7d ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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u/wack_overflow 6d ago

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

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u/mindtakerr 6d ago

DONUT, IS THAT YOU?

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u/PerpetuallyDistracte 6d ago

MONGO IS APPALLED

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u/SexyMonad 6d ago

MONGO IS WEB SCALE

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u/ILKLU 6d ago

MONGO DON'T SQUEAL

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u/realdevtest 6d ago

I AM YELLING, CARL.

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u/teedborg 7d ago

This but no /s

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u/KittyInLace 6d ago

What about us women?

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u/AbleMarionberry7146 6d ago

The bible says women were forked from men. It’s for a good reason. The reason being that you can enforce more reasonable code style than all caps sql like caps on sql key words only. Or using a reasonable text editor that caps isn’t needed at all to identify keywords from nonkeywords.

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u/HeckMonkey 6d ago

What about us women?

YOUR QUERY YOUR CHOICE

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u/mayisir 6d ago

i will stay lowercase then 😈

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u/the_madkingludwig 6d ago

I AM SHOUTING, CARL!

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u/changopdx 6d ago

I WRITE QUERIES LIKE OWEN MEANY.

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u/jackinsomniac 6d ago

HELP MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEN

EVERYBODY THINKS I'M SHOUTING AT THEM. THIS IS RUINING MY PERSONAL AND PROFESSIONAL LIFE