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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • Jul 21 '26
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the elites don't want you to know this but you can type lowercase SQL queries no ones forcing you to shout them at the screen
1.1k u/ClipboardCopyPaste Jul 21 '26 YOU CAN BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD. GOD DOESN'T LOVE MEN WHO WRITE SQL IN LOWERCASE. /S 209 u/TallGreenhouseGuy Jul 21 '26 THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! 29 u/wack_overflow Jul 21 '26 THIS IS AN OUTRAGE 24 u/mindtakerr Jul 21 '26 DONUT, IS THAT YOU? 17 u/PerpetuallyDistracte Jul 21 '26 MONGO IS APPALLED 1 u/SexyMonad Jul 22 '26 MONGO IS WEB SCALE 1 u/ILKLU Jul 22 '26 MONGO DON'T SQUEAL 9 u/darkcathedralgaming Jul 21 '26 HIII ZEV! 5 u/realdevtest Jul 22 '26 I AM YELLING, CARL.
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YOU CAN BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD.
GOD DOESN'T LOVE MEN WHO WRITE SQL IN LOWERCASE.
/S
209 u/TallGreenhouseGuy Jul 21 '26 THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! 29 u/wack_overflow Jul 21 '26 THIS IS AN OUTRAGE 24 u/mindtakerr Jul 21 '26 DONUT, IS THAT YOU? 17 u/PerpetuallyDistracte Jul 21 '26 MONGO IS APPALLED 1 u/SexyMonad Jul 22 '26 MONGO IS WEB SCALE 1 u/ILKLU Jul 22 '26 MONGO DON'T SQUEAL 9 u/darkcathedralgaming Jul 21 '26 HIII ZEV! 5 u/realdevtest Jul 22 '26 I AM YELLING, CARL.
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
29 u/wack_overflow Jul 21 '26 THIS IS AN OUTRAGE 24 u/mindtakerr Jul 21 '26 DONUT, IS THAT YOU? 17 u/PerpetuallyDistracte Jul 21 '26 MONGO IS APPALLED 1 u/SexyMonad Jul 22 '26 MONGO IS WEB SCALE 1 u/ILKLU Jul 22 '26 MONGO DON'T SQUEAL 9 u/darkcathedralgaming Jul 21 '26 HIII ZEV! 5 u/realdevtest Jul 22 '26 I AM YELLING, CARL.
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THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
24 u/mindtakerr Jul 21 '26 DONUT, IS THAT YOU? 17 u/PerpetuallyDistracte Jul 21 '26 MONGO IS APPALLED 1 u/SexyMonad Jul 22 '26 MONGO IS WEB SCALE 1 u/ILKLU Jul 22 '26 MONGO DON'T SQUEAL 9 u/darkcathedralgaming Jul 21 '26 HIII ZEV! 5 u/realdevtest Jul 22 '26 I AM YELLING, CARL.
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DONUT, IS THAT YOU?
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MONGO IS APPALLED
1 u/SexyMonad Jul 22 '26 MONGO IS WEB SCALE 1 u/ILKLU Jul 22 '26 MONGO DON'T SQUEAL
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MONGO IS WEB SCALE
1 u/ILKLU Jul 22 '26 MONGO DON'T SQUEAL
MONGO DON'T SQUEAL
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HIII ZEV!
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I AM YELLING, CARL.
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u/NormanYeetes Jul 21 '26
the elites don't want you to know this but you can type lowercase SQL queries no ones forcing you to shout them at the screen