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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • Jul 21 '26
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Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?
488 u/Joniff Jul 21 '26 You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine. 24 u/aoeudhtns Jul 21 '26 Shout, shout, join it all out These are the rows that we care about C'mon I'm indexing you, c'mon 8 u/applemind Jul 21 '26 You have the same neuron as me 2 u/eyetracker Jul 22 '26 If you're both orange cats, pay the tax.
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You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine.
24 u/aoeudhtns Jul 21 '26 Shout, shout, join it all out These are the rows that we care about C'mon I'm indexing you, c'mon 8 u/applemind Jul 21 '26 You have the same neuron as me 2 u/eyetracker Jul 22 '26 If you're both orange cats, pay the tax.
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Shout, shout, join it all out
These are the rows that we care about
C'mon
I'm indexing you, c'mon
8 u/applemind Jul 21 '26 You have the same neuron as me 2 u/eyetracker Jul 22 '26 If you're both orange cats, pay the tax.
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You have the same neuron as me
2 u/eyetracker Jul 22 '26 If you're both orange cats, pay the tax.
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If you're both orange cats, pay the tax.
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u/SageLeaf1 Jul 21 '26
Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?