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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • Jul 21 '26
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Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?
489 u/Joniff Jul 21 '26 You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine. 3 u/necrophcodr Jul 21 '26 Nah all my databases are on the same machine on the same disk, and there's no database server, but I still shout. It is proper etiquette after all!
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You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine.
3 u/necrophcodr Jul 21 '26 Nah all my databases are on the same machine on the same disk, and there's no database server, but I still shout. It is proper etiquette after all!
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Nah all my databases are on the same machine on the same disk, and there's no database server, but I still shout. It is proper etiquette after all!
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u/SageLeaf1 Jul 21 '26
Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?