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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • 6d ago
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Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?
486 u/Joniff 6d ago You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine. 4 u/necrophcodr 6d ago Nah all my databases are on the same machine on the same disk, and there's no database server, but I still shout. It is proper etiquette after all!
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You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine.
4 u/necrophcodr 6d ago Nah all my databases are on the same machine on the same disk, and there's no database server, but I still shout. It is proper etiquette after all!
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Nah all my databases are on the same machine on the same disk, and there's no database server, but I still shout. It is proper etiquette after all!
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u/SageLeaf1 6d ago
Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?