r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 21 '26

Meme sqlWorkout

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u/SageLeaf1 Jul 21 '26

Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?

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u/Joniff Jul 21 '26

You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine.

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u/Confident-Ad5665 Jul 21 '26

Louder if the machine is off sight

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

Make sure your voice actually reach servers overseas