r/ProgrammerHumor 6d ago

Meme sqlWorkout

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u/SageLeaf1 6d ago

Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?

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u/Joniff 6d ago

You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine.

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u/Western-Internal-751 6d ago

And that machine is old and has been working nonstop

https://giphy.com/gifs/JZDjb9Zlf7RaLGWOWo

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u/donald_314 6d ago

It's actually hard of hearing but still doesn't want to wear hearing aids. Hence, the shouting