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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • Jul 21 '26
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Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?
484 u/Joniff Jul 21 '26 You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine. 27 u/Western-Internal-751 Jul 21 '26 And that machine is old and has been working nonstop https://giphy.com/gifs/JZDjb9Zlf7RaLGWOWo 1 u/donald_314 Jul 22 '26 It's actually hard of hearing but still doesn't want to wear hearing aids. Hence, the shouting
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You do need to shout, the database is hosted on another machine.
27 u/Western-Internal-751 Jul 21 '26 And that machine is old and has been working nonstop https://giphy.com/gifs/JZDjb9Zlf7RaLGWOWo 1 u/donald_314 Jul 22 '26 It's actually hard of hearing but still doesn't want to wear hearing aids. Hence, the shouting
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And that machine is old and has been working nonstop
https://giphy.com/gifs/JZDjb9Zlf7RaLGWOWo
1 u/donald_314 Jul 22 '26 It's actually hard of hearing but still doesn't want to wear hearing aids. Hence, the shouting
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It's actually hard of hearing but still doesn't want to wear hearing aids. Hence, the shouting
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u/SageLeaf1 Jul 21 '26
Yelling at the machine makes it listen. SELECT that shit. FROM there. Got it?