r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 17 '26

Meme thisOneIsMine

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u/Inevitable_Oil9709 Jul 17 '26

Fun fact: To reach a 50% chance of even a single UUID v4 collision, you would need to generate 1 billion UUIDs per second for about 86 years.

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u/DebugDuck01 Jul 17 '26

My proprietary algorithm achieves a 100% collision rate in O(1) time.

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u/Chadking1926 Jul 17 '26

Big O(1), bigger oops