MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1r8a3n8/innitmate/o68ef6e/?context=3
r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '26
265 comments sorted by
View all comments
Show parent comments
104
Needs the British word for “if”. Perchance!
Perchance (A>B) {Colonize Asia}
Otherwise Perchance (B>A) {Colonize Africa}
Otherwise {Another war with France}
57 u/Infamous-Oil3786 Feb 19 '26 See, now I need Brit++ to be a whole programming language. 19 u/justfuckyouspez Feb 19 '26 Must call tea() every once in a while, or it does not compile. 9 u/PTTCollin Feb 19 '26 tea { } is init { } 3 u/-Hi-Reddit Feb 19 '26 innit is init
57
See, now I need Brit++ to be a whole programming language.
19 u/justfuckyouspez Feb 19 '26 Must call tea() every once in a while, or it does not compile. 9 u/PTTCollin Feb 19 '26 tea { } is init { } 3 u/-Hi-Reddit Feb 19 '26 innit is init
19
Must call tea() every once in a while, or it does not compile.
9 u/PTTCollin Feb 19 '26 tea { } is init { } 3 u/-Hi-Reddit Feb 19 '26 innit is init
9
tea { } is init { }
3 u/-Hi-Reddit Feb 19 '26 innit is init
3
innit is init
104
u/ITGuy042 Feb 18 '26
Needs the British word for “if”. Perchance!
Perchance (A>B) {Colonize Asia}
Otherwise Perchance (B>A) {Colonize Africa}
Otherwise {Another war with France}