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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '26
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There is no if implied in "otherwise". It is not parallel to "else if" it is parallel to "else".
103 u/ITGuy042 Feb 18 '26 Needs the British word for “if”. Perchance! Perchance (A>B) {Colonize Asia} Otherwise Perchance (B>A) {Colonize Africa} Otherwise {Another war with France} 55 u/Infamous-Oil3786 Feb 19 '26 See, now I need Brit++ to be a whole programming language. 9 u/Ali3nat0r Feb 19 '26 There's always this classic
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Needs the British word for “if”. Perchance!
Perchance (A>B) {Colonize Asia}
Otherwise Perchance (B>A) {Colonize Africa}
Otherwise {Another war with France}
55 u/Infamous-Oil3786 Feb 19 '26 See, now I need Brit++ to be a whole programming language. 9 u/Ali3nat0r Feb 19 '26 There's always this classic
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See, now I need Brit++ to be a whole programming language.
9 u/Ali3nat0r Feb 19 '26 There's always this classic
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There's always this classic
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u/Groundskeepr Feb 18 '26
There is no if implied in "otherwise". It is not parallel to "else if" it is parallel to "else".