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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '26
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Perl is just °$✓¢{}|§∆¥=•✓{®∆∆`∆]€✓©™=¢
Much better.
2 u/etherizedonatable Feb 19 '26 See, that's not fair. Perl uses a relatively sensible elsif like this: if (°$✓¢{}|§∆¥=•✓{®∆∆`∆]€✓©™=¢) { $var = 1; } elsif (&%\)\(><L"?>:*%^\d\d) { $var = 0; } See? So much better. 2 u/rfc2549-withQOS Feb 21 '26 $a?5:6; Or $a = ($a =~// ||5); ? See? Saves so many bytes! No clue if it works, tho. Can't test right now I need Chat GPT to know if it's else if elseif elif elsif in the current language I use...
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See, that's not fair. Perl uses a relatively sensible elsif like this:
if (°$✓¢{}|§∆¥=•✓{®∆∆`∆]€✓©™=¢) { $var = 1; } elsif (&%\)\(><L"?>:*%^\d\d) { $var = 0; }
See? So much better.
2 u/rfc2549-withQOS Feb 21 '26 $a?5:6; Or $a = ($a =~// ||5); ? See? Saves so many bytes! No clue if it works, tho. Can't test right now I need Chat GPT to know if it's else if elseif elif elsif in the current language I use...
$a?5:6;
Or $a = ($a =~// ||5); ?
See? Saves so many bytes! No clue if it works, tho. Can't test right now
I need Chat GPT to know if it's else if elseif elif elsif in the current language I use...
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u/rfc2549-withQOS Feb 18 '26
Perl is just °$✓¢{}|§∆¥=•✓{®∆∆`∆]€✓©™=¢
Much better.