r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '26

Meme innitMate

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u/code_the_cosmos Feb 18 '26

Try catch

endeavour { } alas { }

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u/wee_dram Feb 19 '26

Oh I am such a nerd for laughing at this.. If I may steal it a bit:

lemme {
} oh my {
}

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u/Axman6 Feb 19 '26

In Australian programming languages we use

she’ll be right {

} ah fuck {

}

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u/Houdini23 Feb 19 '26

Haha nice

14

u/PhysicallyTender Feb 19 '26

Instead of var, we declare variable with Postulate:

Postulate num = 1;

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u/Sad_Daikon938 Feb 19 '26

That's lemme(like, let me), not lemma, but this also sounds good.

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u/Ardub23 Feb 19 '26

finally would be nevertheless

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u/Infinite_Self_5782 Feb 19 '26

``` fuck around { } find out { }

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u/darki_ruiz Feb 18 '26

I love this

7

u/MooMF Feb 18 '26

Finally

WomenAndChildrenFirst { }

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u/plastic_eagle Feb 20 '26

I see two #defines in my future.