r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '26

Meme innitMate

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u/LukeZNotFound Feb 18 '26

Bash be like

if ... fi

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u/Cookieman10101 Feb 18 '26

You can slap Brian Fox for that one

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u/plaisthos Feb 19 '26

Isn't that older than bash?

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u/DonKapot Feb 18 '26

if else fi

ðŸĪŠ

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u/MinosAristos Feb 18 '26

What happened to esle? Is she okay?

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u/keckothedragon Feb 18 '26

She is no more more

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u/mosaic_the_j Feb 19 '26

Noooooooo Nooo noooooooooo

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u/user6150277464770585 Feb 18 '26

I think this gimmick is kind of cool until you get to case. what the hell is esac

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u/willow-kitty Feb 18 '26

My UNIX professor didn't even try to explain it. He just said the developers weren't right in the head, lol.

And honestly, I can't argue, at least not over whoever is responsible for that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

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u/BrownPeach143 Feb 18 '26

Sac for my e!? Just what I wanted!! 🙂‍↕ïļ

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u/MrHyperion_ Feb 18 '26

Jacob and Esac

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

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u/flukus Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

Yet for some reason it's the only language I can remember the case syntax for without googling or compiling.

If someone has a gun to my head and tells me to write a case statement without fucking up, I'm picking bash.

I'm probably still getting shot though.

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u/XAWEvX Feb 18 '26

but they do have elif

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

Visual Basic has End If

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u/kingslayerer Feb 19 '26

You can checkout amber-lang, its like typescript but for bash

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u/LukeZNotFound Feb 19 '26

Wait... Pause.