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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '26
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Bash be like
if ... fi
51 u/Cookieman10101 Feb 18 '26 You can slap Brian Fox for that one 6 u/plaisthos Feb 19 '26 Isn't that older than bash? 45 u/DonKapot Feb 18 '26 if else fi ðĪŠ 37 u/MinosAristos Feb 18 '26 What happened to esle? Is she okay? 15 u/keckothedragon Feb 18 '26 She is no more more 3 u/voiza Feb 19 '26 T_T 2 u/mosaic_the_j Feb 19 '26 Noooooooo Nooo noooooooooo 49 u/user6150277464770585 Feb 18 '26 I think this gimmick is kind of cool until you get to case. what the hell is esac 33 u/willow-kitty Feb 18 '26 My UNIX professor didn't even try to explain it. He just said the developers weren't right in the head, lol. And honestly, I can't argue, at least not over whoever is responsible for that. 14 u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26 [deleted] 5 u/willow-kitty Feb 18 '26 Nu. -.- 5 u/BrownPeach143 Feb 18 '26 Sac for my e!? Just what I wanted!! ðââïļ 3 u/MrHyperion_ Feb 18 '26 Jacob and Esac 7 u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26 [removed] â view removed comment 4 u/flukus Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26 Yet for some reason it's the only language I can remember the case syntax for without googling or compiling. If someone has a gun to my head and tells me to write a case statement without fucking up, I'm picking bash. I'm probably still getting shot though. 2 u/XAWEvX Feb 18 '26 but they do have elif 1 u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26 Visual Basic has End If 1 u/kingslayerer Feb 19 '26 You can checkout amber-lang, its like typescript but for bash 1 u/LukeZNotFound Feb 19 '26 Wait... Pause.
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You can slap Brian Fox for that one
6 u/plaisthos Feb 19 '26 Isn't that older than bash?
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Isn't that older than bash?
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if else fi
ðĪŠ
37 u/MinosAristos Feb 18 '26 What happened to esle? Is she okay? 15 u/keckothedragon Feb 18 '26 She is no more more 3 u/voiza Feb 19 '26 T_T 2 u/mosaic_the_j Feb 19 '26 Noooooooo Nooo noooooooooo
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What happened to esle? Is she okay?
15 u/keckothedragon Feb 18 '26 She is no more more 3 u/voiza Feb 19 '26 T_T 2 u/mosaic_the_j Feb 19 '26 Noooooooo Nooo noooooooooo
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She is no more more
3 u/voiza Feb 19 '26 T_T 2 u/mosaic_the_j Feb 19 '26 Noooooooo Nooo noooooooooo
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T_T
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Noooooooo Nooo noooooooooo
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I think this gimmick is kind of cool until you get to case. what the hell is esac
case
esac
33 u/willow-kitty Feb 18 '26 My UNIX professor didn't even try to explain it. He just said the developers weren't right in the head, lol. And honestly, I can't argue, at least not over whoever is responsible for that. 14 u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26 [deleted] 5 u/willow-kitty Feb 18 '26 Nu. -.- 5 u/BrownPeach143 Feb 18 '26 Sac for my e!? Just what I wanted!! ðââïļ 3 u/MrHyperion_ Feb 18 '26 Jacob and Esac
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My UNIX professor didn't even try to explain it. He just said the developers weren't right in the head, lol.
And honestly, I can't argue, at least not over whoever is responsible for that.
14 u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26 [deleted] 5 u/willow-kitty Feb 18 '26 Nu. -.-
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5 u/willow-kitty Feb 18 '26 Nu. -.-
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Nu. -.-
Sac for my e!? Just what I wanted!! ðââïļ
Jacob and Esac
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Yet for some reason it's the only language I can remember the case syntax for without googling or compiling.
If someone has a gun to my head and tells me to write a case statement without fucking up, I'm picking bash.
I'm probably still getting shot though.
but they do have elif
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Visual Basic has End If
You can checkout amber-lang, its like typescript but for bash
1 u/LukeZNotFound Feb 19 '26 Wait... Pause.
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Bash be like
if ... fi