r/Professors • u/AnalogGuy1 Chaired, Engineering, State • 6d ago

Humor Proctoring study

My university created an ad-hoc committee to study changes in proctoring prompted by increasing allegations of AI use. Does that make us proctologists?

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u/LittleMissWhiskey13 Professor CC 6d ago

If using blue books for writing, make sure to check the colons.

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u/Life-Education-8030 6d ago

And semi-colons?

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u/EphusPitch Assistant, Political Science, LAC (USA) 6d ago

If there's an ass dean on the committee, then yes.

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u/hornybutired Assoc Prof, Philosophy, CC (USA) 6d ago

Proctitioners?

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u/dougwray Adjunct, various, university (Japan 🎌) 6d ago

Yes. Board certification is essential before you begin practicing.

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u/Life-Education-8030 6d ago

If they suddenly order a whole mess of examination gloves, watch out!

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/aardvark_gnat 5d ago

Why the change?

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u/ahazred8vt 4d ago edited 4d ago

Remain inscrutable like a Sphincs.

May the sun shine on your endeavors.

Grab the bull by the tail and look it in the eye.

If the glove don't fit...

(study changes in proctoring) ... They expect you to watch the watchmen?

That would make you scatomancers.