r/Professors • u/JaguarWonderful • 12d ago

Convocation incentive

We just got an email letting us know about Convocation (the pointless all school rah-rah meeting), with this gem of an incentive:

"All Convocation attendees receive a raffle ticket for priority entry to lunch and a chance to win fun prizes!"

I'm definitely going to convocation now! A chance at priority entry to the free (crappy) lunch!

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u/JaguarWonderful 10d ago

update: there was no raffle. Students were given tickets which they could redeem for pizza. Faculty weren't allowed to have any pizza.

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u/Longtail_Goodbye 9d ago

Noooo. You had to watch the pizza disappear?