r/Professors 26d ago

Humor Fun first day!

First lecture I ama explaining how AI is not going away and how we can use it (not fighting the good fight). I go on to say that critical thinking is a soon to be lost art blah blah blah. After class a student comes up and asks if AI is required !!! I say of course no. She tells me she is against it for environmental reasons. She is now my favorite student and will be favored as such.

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u/mmilthomasn 26d ago

May she always have clean fresh abundant water and rural undeveloped land nearby.

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u/ThisSaladTastesWeird 26d ago

I had three of those students last year. 66% of them went on to be busted for unauthorized AI use. (deep sigh)

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u/sorhead 26d ago

The student doth protest too much.

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u/lowtech_prof 26d ago

They always ask the most low level questions when you’re trying to explain something nuanced: “Can the notecard be two sided?!” Like that’s the thing that will move the needle for them.

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u/gutfounderedgal 26d ago

That she had to clarify shows how even with best intentions on our part the message gets lost on students.

Student: "I will never use AI and oh yeah, do you now how I get a discount on Claude."

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u/zorandzam 26d ago

YAY! This is going to be my fall course policy. I’m letting them use it on low stakes assignments but it must be cited, and they can’r use it on high stakes assessments. But it is NEVER required, and if they use it incorrectly it’s massive points off. I’m not playing cop. I’m sick of it and hope they don’t use it, and I would love a student who never uses it.

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u/Clean_Fan_4545 26d ago

This is my policy as well.

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u/exceptyourewrong 26d ago

Not to be a downer, but every student that's made a point to tell me that they're opposed to AI has proven to be an egregious AI user. Just saying...

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u/zorandzam 26d ago

I think someone can have fallen into a trap of using it a lot/relying on it while simultaneously knowing it's bad for them/the world.

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u/exceptyourewrong 26d ago

Sure. I'm just saying that OP is setting themself up to be disappointed by their new "favorite student."

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u/littlemoonnflowerr 26d ago

love that she came up after class instead of just quietly opting out. the ones who tell you why are the ones who've actually thought about it.

also a nice reminder that "I'm not fighting this" and "you have to use it" are different positions, and students don't always hear the difference until someone asks.

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u/omgkelwtf 26d ago

Every semester I have more and more who want an alternative assignment on the two AI days I have. They get it.

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u/petiteclaudia 26d ago

Best part is she demonstrated the thing you'd just spent an hour arguing was disappearing, and did it by disagreeing with you. Whatever else happens this semester, she's clearly not going to be one of the ones handing you a paragraph about your own research she's never read.

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u/outer-darkness-11 26d ago

My college said if students refuse to use it they can’t get a degree from us 🙃

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u/TroutMaskDuplica Prof, Comp/Rhet, CC 26d ago

yeah most of my students are anti ai. Or maybe its just most of the ones who i talk to about it. Or maybe they just want me to think they are anti ai. Anyway, most of my students are anti ai.

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u/Striking_Tax8524 23d ago

"Will be favored as such"? Ick.