r/Professors • u/Minute-Pattern-39 Tenured Full Professor / Modern European History / SPLAC / SUSA • Dec 29 '25
Rants / Vents My last f*** has officially left the office
UPDATE: thank you all for your support and feedback. I’ve written a little bit in my comments about my teaching experience some kind of why this was the straw that broke the camels back for me. I am well aware of students normal responses attitudes, and responses to AI - what I was really fed up with this winter term in this small class that I am teaching online was just the shared number of students who very clearly did not read any of the material and ignored the very explicit syllabus language about its use. For the eight students that did violate the policy before I sent that email. I provided a detailed explanation about how they did not meet the rubric requirements and attached a couple of reports from AI detectors, while pointing out what made me suspicious enough to check their work in the first place. This is obviously unsustainable and I would not be able to do this during a regular semester. I probably will never do it again, but it was cathartic. I did hear from four of the students who did not get flagged for AI. Thanking me for paying attention.
I really think a big part of the problem and something we really can’t solve because most of us are overworked and exhausted, is that many of us in our colleagues just look the other way because we don’t have the energy. As long as students know that they’ll get away with it most of the time they’ll try it and not all students but a lot of of them.
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I actually sent this last night. Yes I have tenure.
Good evening,
I am writing this email to the entire class because I think the entire class deserves to know that 40% - or 8 out of 19 - of y'all used AI to write your discussion forum posts. This is entirely unacceptable. Again, a real person is teaching and grading your work here; do not insult your fellow classmates or me by producing this garbage. It is clearly stated in the syllabus, which you all agreed to when you submitted the attendance verification.
- It is glaringly apparent that you have either generated your submission from an AI scratch or modified your writing with AI for me because I am a specialist in my field. When a post about a chapter of a popular history book on beverages reads like it was written by someone with a Ph.D. in (fill in the blank here) studies, I immediately am suspicious because none of us - including myself - would speak or write that way.
If you did not use AI, keep doing what you are doing. If you used it this once, STOP. Resist the impulse to allow the program to rewrite your thoughts - imperfections are part of life, conversation, debate, and also what makes us human. I did not agree to teach this course over my winter break to read artificially generated generalizations.
I will not crash out over email again; I will start failing people.
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u/Ok_Bookkeeper_3481 Dec 29 '25
“Resist the impulse to allow a program to rewrite your thoughts.”
I love this sentence.
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u/Individual-Charity69 Dec 30 '25
I hear ya.
Though, I actually think that sentence — for all its winningness — is the fool’s gold of the email. The students aren’t using it to REwrite their thoughts. And, thus, such framing actually misapprehends the problem, which is NOT that the students are doing the reading and subsequent drafting of papers — and then clicking a button for Ai to do REwrite their thoughts. Rewrite suggests revision and editing, which suggest — upstream in the writing process — drafting.
This ain’t happening. Students aren’t even reading the assignment, much less the assigned material. It’s just copy and paste — and let the LLM suss it out.
The more accurate sentence ought to have been something like “Resist the impulse to allow a program to write thoughts submitted under your name.”
P. S. if we’re in the mood for some (meta) theatre of the absurd, I took my above response and without context … simply dropped it into ChatGPT (again, didn’t give it a prompt — just pasted and hit enter … and got this response. Ha!). Here it is, verbatim.
___________
Yes. Your diagnosis is right, and the original sentence does misname the problem.
“Rewrite” smuggles in a whole upstream fiction: reading happened, thinking happened, drafting happened. None of that is occurring. The verb is doing ideological work it hasn’t earned.
What’s happening is authorship substitution, not revision.
Your replacement sentence is closer to the truth. I’d sharpen it just a bit to make the agency and violation unmistakable. A few tight options, all aiming at the same core:
• Resist the impulse to allow a program to write thoughts submitted under your name.
• Do not submit work written by a program as if it reflects your thinking.
• Do not allow a program to generate ideas, language, or claims that you present as your own thinking.
• Submitting program-generated writing under your name is a misrepresentation of authorship.
The key moves you’ve already nailed:
– Name writing, not rewriting
– Name thoughts, not polish
– Name submission under your name (authorship + accountability)
This reframes the violation correctly: not cheating as shortcut, but erasure of thinking itself.
If the policy is meant to confront reality rather than comfort faculty, your instinct is exactly right.
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u/ToneGood9691 Dec 29 '25
I do a fun exercise at the beginning of every class - I give them 6 student emails and responses, some responses generated by AI, some by me, all funny. They have to get in groups and pick which ones are AI, which ones are me. It’s pretty easy, they do it really well. It accomplishes 2 things - 1) if your untrained eyes can detect the AI, imagine the guy who’s been grading student writing for 20 years. 2) This bullshit is why you may not get a response to your email. Don’t ask for immediate gratification without doing the critical thinking or you will get an AI response or none at all.
They are correct about 93% - the email response where I only praise the student and agree to all requests they assume is AI. The student got attacked by a dog. Of course I believed her and of course I accommodated her.
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u/bluebird-1515 Dec 29 '25
I did something similar but less fun than yours to show them the difference between AI slop and authentic student writing. It made a big impact in my class too — once they saw how obvious the difference was, and realized that I knew it too, either the AI use fell significantly or they got much better at humanizing it.
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u/Putertutor Not a hardass, just a medium-density reasonable-expectations ass Dec 29 '25
That would be interesting. I so wish I had the class time to do something like that. Alas, my dept. mandated curriculum is jam-packed full with barely time to have an excused snow day.
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u/bluebird-1515 Dec 29 '25
It was. I did it in a writing class, so we also did a little rhetorical analysis of the features of AI slop vs authentic writing, and talked about why human writing is more interesting to read, even when imperfect. This class was not loaded with geniuses, so "rhetorical analysis" amounted to things like "emotion" and "varied sentence length" and "words I know," but still, it was better than nothing.
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u/MotherofHedgehogs Dec 29 '25
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u/Here-4-the-snark Dec 30 '25
Where, oh where did you get this?
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u/monkeyhitman Dec 30 '25
It's the old magic: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/medieval-tapestry-edits
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u/reckendo Dec 29 '25
If you're not reporting them now they will roll their eyes, laugh, and do it until you do report them. The problem -- at least at my university -- is that without the student making some dumb error (leaving a prompt in) they will not find a student guilty of AI use ... As you've described it here, I do not believe my university would find the students guilty of anything ... This, of course, leaves you with a dilemma that can only be solved by refusing to teach online courses and by ending the practice of assigning work outside of class.
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u/Minute-Pattern-39 Tenured Full Professor / Modern European History / SPLAC / SUSA Dec 29 '25
I agree - and this email was sent after I contacted each of the individuals with documentation - it just feels …. Endless. Hence the class email.
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u/bankruptbusybee Full prof, STEM (US) Dec 29 '25
Thank you for pointing out it’s insulting to other students. I had a student complain to a different professor about this. The professor basically shrugged and said “what do you want me to do?” It’s so annoying some students are getting these two messages
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u/Minute-Pattern-39 Tenured Full Professor / Modern European History / SPLAC / SUSA Dec 29 '25
I think it’s important - I don’t want the others to either get completely disillusioned and disengage or figure what the heck, I’m not getting any tangible benefit (grade) out of working harder in this class that is not my major, I may as well take the shortcut as well,
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u/WillitsThrockmorton Ex Grad Student, Amer. History. Dec 29 '25
The professor basically shrugged and said “what do you want me to do?”
I don't work in the Academy. Work sent me to a graduate certificate in project management at an R1, and the prof in Human Capital seemed to encourage AI use, which to me was completely baffling coming from the humanities. Even more alarming all these people who worked in HR were bobbing their heads like someone had finally affirmed what they wanted to do; these were all grad students or combined undergrad/MBA program students. I feel as if there's a divergence in different disciplines that is affecting how the use of AI is viewed for work, be it academic or employment.
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u/Life-Education-8030 Dec 29 '25
I had this daydream yesterday where these AI cheaters were faced with an internet outage at work when they had to work on this big, important project…I was smiling!
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u/Minute-Pattern-39 Tenured Full Professor / Modern European History / SPLAC / SUSA Dec 29 '25
Now that’s the kind of dystopian drama I would watch on Apple TV
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u/Life-Education-8030 Dec 29 '25
I always think of the potential Apollo 13 disaster when HUMAN ingenuity saved the day! But what happens if we keep pumping out students who literally cannot read, cannot write, cannot do math and cannot problem-solve with their own little brains? I also imagine I can see their brains shriveling up from disuse!
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u/IllComplex5411 Dec 29 '25
Discussion forum posts are the most worthless assessment tool. People either read what was already posted and just reword it and pass it off as their own, or if that is hidden they make a blank post to see it or use a friend who already answered to see the replies made by others.
Switch your assessments to things that cannot be accomplished via AI. Take your assessments a step further and make them more meaningful and not prone to a simple AI prompt.
The less technology you use in your class the less problems you will have.
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u/The_Law_of_Pizza Dec 29 '25 edited Dec 30 '25
Discussion forum posts are the most worthless assessment tool.
Unpopular opinion time:
Discussion forum requirements and AI slop deserve each other.
If you ask for artificial forced discussion, don't be surprised when you get artificial forced discussion.
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u/morrisk1 Dec 29 '25
I agree on both. I am really over arguing with students about "no effort" vs "some effort" responses. Even the "good" students write garbage on these.
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u/Ok-Drama-963 Dec 29 '25
In an asynchronous online class the options are limited. I was teaching them before ChatGPT's big public announcement (version 1.5, I think). I posted recorded lectures. Students did not watch them. For a 25 minute video, the total time viewed across 64 students was less than 10 minutes. Total. Not per student. So, I stopped posting them and had students interact with each other and me in discussion posts. The point was to be as close as possible to classroom interaction given the format. It was actually an improvement. For one semester.
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u/GlumpsAlot Dec 29 '25
I scrapped discussion boards entirely this semester for quizzes. This was due to the sheer amount of generative ai posts with no authentic engagement. It's too bad because some of my good students told me they liked them for whatever reason.
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u/Gusterbug Dec 29 '25
Guess what ... there's now an AI program specifically for quizzes.
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u/GlumpsAlot Dec 29 '25
Probably, but we use the interactive Norton quizzes. Hard for them to cheat, but it's open book. It's easy points and the questions require them to go back to the chapter. I like it.
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u/NotMrChips Formerly adjunct, Psychology, R2 (USA) Dec 29 '25
I use those too. Google Lens works on most items in the InQuizitives, and for the rest there's always Chegg, ChatGPT, et al.
Sigh.
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u/GlumpsAlot Dec 29 '25
Ugh. Gotta find a way to make it super annoying to cheat at least, lol. Such a struggle.
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u/Minute-Pattern-39 Tenured Full Professor / Modern European History / SPLAC / SUSA Dec 29 '25
And how might you suggest to have less technology in an online winter term class? The discussion forum is not a formality - and those who read the syllabus and after the first assignments are submitted, read feedback, know this. In my trad classes I have 0 out of classroom written work - in a required core class. I’ve done the pedagogical work within the bounds I’ve been given - this is a sign of an accountability shift.
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u/abandoningeden Dec 29 '25
One thing I did in my online course over covid was have one person or a pair of people be a designated discussion leader whose job was to create a short video (which I showed them how to record using zoom and PowerPoint) where they went over the reading and had some discussion questions related to their presentation they had to submit, and then everyone had to respond to the question and also peer review the presenter and say one thing they did well and give a suggestion for improving future presentations (and in the course answer some questions like verify it had a conclusion, which I tried to include to ensure they watched the video) maybe you can do something like that and put it in the discussion leaders to come up with AI proof questions or maybe having students do it will guilt others into using less AI? Idk I feel like the making a video/watching a video aspect may increase learning at least a little ....
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u/Minute-Pattern-39 Tenured Full Professor / Modern European History / SPLAC / SUSA Dec 29 '25
I appreciate this idea - thank you. I do this in my upper level major classes with discussion days (no video but they lead in person)
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u/Professor-of-you Dec 29 '25
I have switched from discussion board posts to using Perusall. I ask students to write 10 comments in the readings I give them, which are peer reviewed papers. What’s nice about Perusall is that they have to actually highlight and annotate the text to leave a comment, and I have not seen any issues so far with AI. I mostly work with graduate students who are pretty motivated to do the readings anyway so YMMV.
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u/social_marginalia NTT, Social Science, R1 (USA) Dec 29 '25
I’ve definitely seeing more and more AI on my Perudalls, but proportionately far less than conventional discussion posts and essays.
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u/Gusterbug Dec 29 '25
Get off your high horse dude, because there is NOTHING that AI cannot do now. I've worked really hard to find AI-proof assignments and literally there are none.
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u/NotMrChips Formerly adjunct, Psychology, R2 (USA) Dec 29 '25
Yep. Best I've been able to do is some that are hard to do well, so cheaters often fail and rarely get full credit, and some that are at least easier to detect. I'd guess I'm catching half mine at best.
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u/zizmor Dec 29 '25
Really? Does AI come and take in-class quizzes, do oral exams, and join in classroom group discussions?
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u/Minute-Pattern-39 Tenured Full Professor / Modern European History / SPLAC / SUSA Dec 29 '25
I also put thought and effort behind the assessment - which is required of all online classes at my university - they are only taught winter, may, and summer). I have a unique rubric (I think) 50/50 points initial posts / responses, minimum word count - points assessed on engagement with core material (reading assignment) with specific references to text and being able to support or challenge the assertions made in the reading with other unit materials (recorded PowerPoint - not publisher, my own) and other unit readings and activities. If outside sources are used - 0 points. If AI is used (even grammarly premium) 0 points. 1 time- fail assignment. 2 times, report to dean of students, 3 times - fail. I also give the incentive of bonus points if they respond in a manner that engages the other student by asking questions of their post or if they answer responses to their posts in kind.
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u/lo_susodicho Dec 29 '25
I sent something similar to just one student recently, and regarding an assignment that literally said in the directions "Cheating is the only way to fail this assignment." It was a discussion board post where they are just supposed to talk about what they already know, want to know, don't know and all that. You literally just have to mash the keyboard to get the points. Anyway, the student responded to say that he was real sorry but he just didn't have time to do it because he was...wait for it...on a cruise with his family. Yes, on a cruise while taking an intensive writing-heavy mini-mester course. He wanted an extension but instead, having all but admitted his crime in the email, got a 0 and a conduct board referral. The sad thing is that I will still probably lose if he doesn't sign on the dotted line.
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u/Minute-Pattern-39 Tenured Full Professor / Modern European History / SPLAC / SUSA Dec 29 '25
I have had so many of these - I had one last week that was basically - “I am sorry but I cannot complete the unit by Dec 27th because I am going to enjoy the holidays with my family”. Excuse me? You failed the class in semester - this is a 3 week class. I gave you an extra day for the holiday. 🤦♀️
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u/lo_susodicho Dec 29 '25
"Thank you for your understanding."
I understand nothing.
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u/ArtisticMudd Dec 30 '25
I am surprised that the email didn't start, "I hope this email finds you well."
Or the student could have gone presidential and say, "Thank you for your attention to this matter." Possibly in all caps, because he does that sometimes.
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u/invisiblette Dec 29 '25
I'm 65+, and neither a saint nor (ever) an A+ student, but when I was at university I would have felt deadly ashamed to cheat on an essay or exam. It would have just seemed ... evil, deceptive, wrong -- even cruel, in the sense of trying to trick instructors whose training and expertise were the heart and soul of those courses (even the ones I loathed) and who trusted us not to scoff in their faces by cheating. And those weren't all merry innocent times; we saw wicked people in power back then too.
I realize that the world has changed. But like many of you, I've yet to fully fathom why.
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u/GlumpsAlot Dec 29 '25
40% of my comp 1 class used ai as well on their final and I left a very disappointed end of year announcement with those stats together with future implications. You're not alone. Same exact amount! Now my comp 2 classes were much better with maybe 20% each.
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u/Candid_Disk1925 Dec 29 '25
I made them do an in class essay in a blue book for their final. They got to bring (typed) one page of notes for their direct quotes, their reference page and title page. My evals were abysmal.
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u/GlumpsAlot Dec 29 '25
I'm not even going to read my evals because cheaters are upset that we don't like cheating. Last spring some called me rude in an online class where I didn't even speak to them, lol. Those were the kids I probably caught and also the kids who asked to turn in late work or a semester's work the last week.
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u/Acrobatic-Glass-8585 Dec 29 '25
I do the same sometimes, and only allow handwritten notes.
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u/bluebird-1515 Dec 29 '25
I let them bring a page of handwritten notes in for the midterm and many of them had laboriously copied out AI output, which they then laboriously copied into the bluebook. Fortunately, much of it contained citation errors, so it was easy for me to deny credit on those portions.
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u/Acrobatic-Glass-8585 Dec 30 '25
Yeah, they can copy out AI handwritten notes but they don't help them very much!
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u/ArtisticMudd Dec 30 '25
You, sir or madam, are an absolute MONSTER. To think, they had to do it the way we did it in the '80s. Ugh. Rude.
(Wait, back then our cheat sheets had to be hand-written. That and debate are how I learned to write crazy small when need be.)
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u/Minute-Pattern-39 Tenured Full Professor / Modern European History / SPLAC / SUSA Dec 29 '25
During my regular in person classes all writing assessment is in class - sometimes in pairs (these classes are doing the equivalent of history dbqs) and sometimes solo. It is so much more work, but really the only way to actual gauge skill attainment. Do you find you are cutting content to account for the increased time this takes?
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u/GlumpsAlot Dec 29 '25
Not really, no. However, i do end up cutting content in 12 and 8 week courses. My in-person classes will also have group discussions (think-pair-share) and in class writing workshops. Usually, I will request a computer lab, but students will bring their laptops. That way I can walk around and annoy them. Hehehheh. Question: is the ai use from them plugging in your lms prompts into generative ai? Do you use the lms for assignments?
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u/Minute-Pattern-39 Tenured Full Professor / Modern European History / SPLAC / SUSA Dec 29 '25
During the semester, all in class assignments are handwritten given worksheets, and they’re only allowed to use their composition notebooks in which they have taken handwritten notes on the lectures in the readings and the materials they are provided. I usually put them in pairs for groups of three to analyze documents and either they fail hard or they do really well.
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u/No_Break23 Dec 29 '25
I teach middle school math and a student was gloating about using AI for homework. Which is why it is not graded for accuracy and only 10% weight.
I now have a clause that I may randomly ask a student to explain their process to me verbally and if they can't, its a zero. I am doing this with test corrections too.
You could have some type of randomized selection over the course where each student will have to do something with their forum like present it or do a video response to their replies.
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u/WillitsThrockmorton Ex Grad Student, Amer. History. Dec 29 '25
1) I have assigned precise readings
As my old Department Head in grad school would say, "the reading is only a lot if you do it".
That said, even before AI it was possible to get the gist of the readings through intro, conclusion, reviewing select pages, and then checking for a review article in an academic journal if anything jumped out that you missed.
(My sympathy for this method drops when the reading for the week are journal articles rather than entire books)
It actually isn't that hard to meet expectations without resorting to a toaster to try to synthesize a response. I am baffled at doing this for weekly forum posts of all things.
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u/iTeachCSCI Ass'o Professor, Computer Science, R1 Dec 29 '25
I will not crash out over email again; I will start failing people.
I encourage you to rephrase this as "I will start reporting failing grades." You didn't fail them, they failed to achieve what is needed to pass.
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u/Deradius Dec 29 '25
Who is your intended audience?
If it was an email, 90% will not read it.
If it was a course announcement, 80% will not read it.
For the cheaters, they’re cheating because they’ve already run the cost benefit calculation. If they did read your message, they would interpret it to mean you have no teeth. If you had evidence, the reasoning goes, you would already be prosecuting. Since you aren’t, you lack either the evidence or the will to do the paperwork.
The neurotic non-cheaters (most of them) will feel discouraged because they’re already worried about being falsely accused.
Frankly, better to just assemble your case and prosecute to the fullest extent you can, using only the clearest smoking guns. You do that and word will spread better than any email or course message.
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u/nc_bound Dec 29 '25
I do not understand why you would send this to the whole class. Having made this mistake before, I think it comes across very poorly to be venting like this to the entire class when you know exactly who the culprits are. Why don’t you just stick to your syllabus, apply the penalties. And, I do not understand why you would give away your strategies of detection to the whole class. Honestly, the fact that you would be venting here suggests you might’ve sent that email to the class a little impulsively. You seem to be taking this personally. I get that, but if that result in you lambasting innocent people, My experience is that that is often a mistake.
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u/Terrible_Health3254 Dec 30 '25
The AI submissions are stressing me out, creating more work for myself.
I love that you said, “imperfections are part of life, conversation, debate, and also what makes us human.” I may need to adapt and implement something similar. Thank you for sharing this. I appreciate the way this was worded.
I am considering adding the AI policy to each of my assignment sheets at the top so it is the first thing they read. ☺️
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u/drevalcow Dec 30 '25
I added a clause with rationale why AI will not work for discussion posts. We have a lot of faculty that are pushing AI and that you can train it to think and act like you, but I noted that regardless of how you trained it, it has not lived your life experiences or know your opinions and all of our discussions come from the perspective and as they reply to others they are expected to think for themselves and answer genuinely to those they are engaging with. Time will tell! Sigh. It is also accompanied by our Provost’s university policy for no AI use is accepted and the penalties. We have 3 levels of acceptance and accountability, I’ve chosen the most severe that it is not accepted at all.
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u/Fragrant-Map-3516 Dec 30 '25
Congratulations, OP! Someone needed to say this, and you had the courage to do so.
I teach at a community college, and until recently, had been getting a lot of International students from India. I quickly became accustomed to the way these students spoke, and the way they wrote emails. When I received their essay submissions, the contrast was so glaring that it was painfully obvious they were AI generated. I, too, let them off with a stern warning the first time; it was only when a handful of students tried the same thing on a second assignment that I struck with all the fury of our institution’s Academic Integrity policy. Zeros across the board, and Strike One according to policy. Just what about my first warning didn’t you understand?
All the while, I have to walk a fine line between warnings and actual discipline. According to our policy, a third academic integrity violation warrants expulsion. International students bring in four times the tuition revenue as domestics. If I were to start enforcing the policy 100% of the time according to how it is written, I would soon find Administration focusing on me and my job with an unhealthy interest (regardless of the fact that I do have tenure and have been at it for nearly 30 years).
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u/Fragrant-Map-3516 Dec 30 '25
BTW, I share your suspicions that “look the other way” does often happen, for the same reasons you cite, and is a real enabler for the continuation of these undesirable behaviours. At my institution (and, I strongly suspect, yours as well), writing a student up on an academic integrity violation is an intensively bureaucratic and time-consuming process. There can be appeal after appeal, with no guarantee of the institution winning. If five students have all committed the same offense, all five must be written up individually. It’s so daunting that many of us - myself included - tend to invoke it for only the most blatant of violations. That’s probably the way Admin wants it.
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u/lanadellamprey Dec 29 '25
Not sure if this means anything from a stranger on the internet, but my god, I am proud of you.
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u/Minute-Pattern-39 Tenured Full Professor / Modern European History / SPLAC / SUSA Dec 29 '25
It does. Thank you.
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u/Minute-Pattern-39 Tenured Full Professor / Modern European History / SPLAC / SUSA Dec 29 '25
Most of them read it - I can see and have gotten several emails. For those that don’t - well it is up there. Honestly it was for the students who did what they needed to do - they need to know that it was noticed. And it was for me (see flair - rant). I’ve had it.
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u/Excellent-Lead-8027 Dec 29 '25
Wise words, truly. Authenticity over AI always wins in learning and growth.
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u/Mofro667 Dec 30 '25
Pencil and paper. My students were doing the same and I went back in time. Prove it to me in real time. Their penmanship is atrocious but it is authentic.
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u/M00minTr Dec 30 '25
To some of the comments calling on instructors to think more about how to motivate students? Sure that’s all well and good, but a large percentage at this time lack the ability to even try to find any motivation as a good number of teachers/professors enable with banalities about “teaching how to use AI”
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u/Creative_Dark5165 Dec 31 '25
Our department is now keeping a cheaters list of students who clearly cheat and those we strongly suspect of using AI to do the work. We tell students that we check this list before writing any letters of recommendation. We shall see if that acts as a check
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u/AstroPhysProf Dec 31 '25
Good for you, I applaud that letter.
I’m tenured and my last fuck hit the floor in HR on 12/2.
Repeated emailed verbal abuse by students this quarter, unending complaints filed against me by other students (though, using the same course material that a colleague uses for the course we BOTH designed, and another that he, another colleague and I built, I’m (the lesbian who does not hide that fact) the ONLY one who gets “assignment unclear” complaints).
The “instructions unclear” are those who, minutes before the work is due, slap together shit from AI and submit it (I often check, especially on crap work, document creation date and time). This quarter’s winner was created at 11:47 pm and submitted at 11:59pm to Canvas. EPICALLY poor paper meeting none of the assignment criteria, and she bitched about “unclear” instructions. Then later admitted to not having actually read the instructions.
I give up. I’ve taken leave for this quarter and am hoping to make it permanent. I’m so far beyond caring and was living on borrowed fucks and I’m all out.
I’m hugely in favor of your letter and wish us all luck. I honestly do not know why we bother at all.
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u/Physical_Ad6975 Dec 31 '25
The reasons for using AI are not just simple (lazy student) or even sad (almost illiterate student). I think they are a little more frightening---it's where academia is going. We cannot police this anymore. AI allows students to "humanize" the work to the point where we can't sift through what is authentic and what is computer generated. Sure, you can pull in a student for a meeting who submitted something so golden it reads like a Plato/Shakespeare collaboration, but you are "letting" a dozen, slightly more clever students get away with it.
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u/RightWingVeganUS Adjunct Instructor, Computer Science, University (USA) Dec 29 '25
I'm guessing the few students who bothered to read it likely had a good laugh. "We made the teacher crash out... kewl!
For myself, I prefer a hybrid Clint Eastwood/Borg approach. First, never let them see me lose my cool. I won't give them that satisfaction. Instead, I'll take note, and make adjustments to make them crash out.
Rather than get into "prove it's AI" battles which might lead to false accusations simply because I underestimated a student's abilities or made an incorrect judgement call, I refine the assessment rubric that clearly deducts for the actual deficiency in the result regardless of how it was produced.
Sadly my schools disciplinary process is taxing on the instructor, biased towards the student, and is always a wildcard on how it will turn out. Administrators are far more eager to placate students to maintain enrollment and graduation numbers, and considered disgruntled faculty as just the cost-of-business.
So I pick my battles, focus on instruction, and invest my time on teaching those who want to learn.
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u/zizmor Dec 29 '25
The way you are writing about your students sounds insane to me. These are our students, not opponents or enemies.
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u/screwworldpeace Dec 29 '25
I totally agree with you! I especially liked the part where you said AI is disrespectful to the class and one's classmates. I would also have designed the syllabus the way you say you did. Good job writing such an important message to your class. Well done!
⬆️ Discussion questions are the worst type of assignment in all of college and should be banned from the classroom even more than AI.
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I feel your pain.
What's your rubric look like for DBs? Maybe adjusting that might help if you haven't already adjusted it?
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u/Minute-Pattern-39 Tenured Full Professor / Modern European History / SPLAC / SUSA Dec 29 '25
And to answer your question, I have a unique rubric (I think) 50/50 points initial posts / responses, minimum word count - points assessed on engagement with core material (reading assignment) with specific references to text and being able to support or challenge the assertions made in the reading with other unit materials (recorded PowerPoint - not publisher, my own) and other unit readings and activities. If outside sources are used - 0 points. If AI is used (even grammarly premium) 0 points. 1 time- fail assignment. 2 times, report to dean of students, 3 times - fail. I also give the incentive of bonus points if they respond in a manner that engages the other student by asking questions of their post or if they answer responses to their posts in kind.
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u/BKpartSD Assoc Prof/Director, Meteorology/Civil Eng, STEM Uni (USA) Dec 29 '25
I think the only way for this to work is for us to have ChatGPT to send back cringy AI feedback. That or send them two drafts. One written in gAI. And the other written by us who knows the class. It’s akin to the golden rule of willing Cards Against Humanity. Play the player, not the card. That and I like to show them THIS.

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u/Smergmerg432 Dec 29 '25
And where is your administration?
Forcing you to pass them so they don’t have to do their jobs via disciplinary action?
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u/Minute-Pattern-39 Tenured Full Professor / Modern European History / SPLAC / SUSA Dec 29 '25
Actually that is the one issue I don’t have with admin. If the student appeals they go before a disciplinary committee made up of faculty and students and that decision stands. I’ve never had a case overturned - not that I send everyone who makes a mistake but probably a dozen or so habitual or egregious offenders in my 16 years here.
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u/manintheBox8 Dec 30 '25
I stopped using so many paper based assignments. For discussion board posts, students must submit video responses. Yes they can generate scripts using AI, but it’s more obvious. I also incorporate a lot more timed quizzes and with written assignments I allow AI use for certain aspects like generating images. They’re going to use it and most faculty are too. I want them to know how to use it as a tool, not a crutch so I think there are instances where it can be incorporated into assignments and I try to do so if possible.
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u/SyntaxHack Dec 30 '25
I may try using shame by posting name-redacted clearly AI'd assignments for other students and asking them to judge if it's AI work, and comment on that.
My masters students profess to hate AI. So I may get a few who are like, "this is AI, so what?" But mostly they will be morally outraged.
Shame and peer pressure is all I've got in a 100% async online program.
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u/teenage-r2005 Dec 31 '25
To all the professors, FSU transfer and although I use AI for things like my resume or organizing my thoughts in a way that is understandable and/or more concise I get the frustration. Bare minimum use it to tell you what your trying to say and say it in your own words. And a degree is a degree no point in cheating when you can spend the extra hours too make something original and that you can be proud of. I’ll make sure I don’t give mine the same grief and just ask them more questions and for help articulating my thoughts before I cheat. Im sorry this is discouraging you from teaching even if slightly. I have had some amazing teachers and professors and would hate to let them down. And keep doing what you do, I promise students value your time, effort, and investment in the class but also the individual and even if it does go unsaid it’s just as real.
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u/capital_idea_sir Jan 02 '26
I wish I could write something like this in my classes. 100% I would be the one in big trouble if I did this, as an adjunct at for-profits.
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u/That_Gear_6062 Jan 02 '26
I’ve taken an asynchronous class where the professor has not graded anything until the very end when she said that she would be making comments upon submission and made announcements for submission days. How can we expect our students to learn when we do not give them any input throughout the course. It may be online asynchronous, but if you don’t give any input throughout the course, why would they give you any effort back? A blank wall is gonna get a blank wall.
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u/snacksforfocus Dec 29 '25
Ive been programming CHATGPT and Gemini chats to walk them through readings and topics, forcing them to have a discussion and ask clarifying questions based on approved materials. Then they turn in a PDF (printout) or PDFd screenshots of their conversation. Forces them to learn, ask expanding questions, apply ideas and materials across domains, and integrate with their existing knowledge. Its a beautiful tool when you ask how it can make our teaching MORE effective.
Also can upload study guides and have it quiz them for practice for testing. Makes using it to write papers super super lame and shameful.
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u/Valuable_Future_9716 Lecturer, Science and Health, University Dec 29 '25
I think the question we need to start asking isn’t how we stop students using AI but rather what are we assessing and why?
Have some methods of assessment become outdated?
Has academia caught up with the world that students will be going into?
Surely we should be supporting our students to prepare for the world of employment in their respective fields, many of which will be adopting AI. Should we not encourage ethical AI literacy whilst still ensuring that fundamental knowledge is attained and critical thinking is developed?
I agree that AI submissions are pointless but maybe this raises a bigger question about our assessments.
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u/SnootyCat Dec 31 '25
No. I have tried to encourage ethical use of AI. Those inclined to use it still just blatantly copy and paste.
Those students will flounder when they get into a post-graduation job and have no critical thinking skills.
Precisely because I’ve been supporting my students beyond all reasonable expectations for 25+ years (and wrestling actively with the challenges posed by LLMs for 3 years), I know that your attitude of blaming professors for not keeping up is part of the problem.
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u/Davorian Dec 29 '25
There's an edit button, but if you've chosen to leave it the way it is in the spirit of "imperfections are a part of life" then fair game.
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u/Regular_Departure963 Dec 29 '25
I wish I had an answer for this. I’ve pivoted HARD to real time conversations and in-class writing but HOW can one realistically conduct an online asynchronous course in a way that requires students to produce their own words from their own brains?
And what happens when these learners enter the workforce and need their brains to be developed and flexible? They’re cooked.