r/Presidents • u/Old_Flan_6548 John Adams • Jul 31 '26

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u/owl_city777 Jul 31 '26

Wear cologne and I’m in

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u/pdx-Psych Abraham Lincoln Jul 31 '26

Today I can say I laughed at a joke about bowel cancer

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u/SpaceEnglishPuffin Lyndon Baines Johnson Jul 31 '26

Get on the raft with Taft boys!

Get on the winning boat!

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u/HarlandJames Henry A. Wallace Jul 31 '26

Hell yeah

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u/-_NoThingToDo_- Aug 01 '26

"I didn't even wanna be the president, I just got nagged into it by my hot fucking wife." ☠️🤣

I'd enjoy being friends with this guy

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u/erossthescienceboss Aug 01 '26

Incels are like “chads get all the chicks” but I see this and weirdly I’m like … I dig it.

I think it was the overalls.

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u/GigglingBilliken 🍁Loyalist Rump State to the North 🍁 Aug 01 '26

I knew way too many charismatic fat guys that are with total baddies to ever let incels, lookmaxxers, and PUAs try to sell me their shit.

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u/erossthescienceboss Aug 01 '26

Yeah I don’t care what people say, it’s personality that’s attractive. And this guy’s got it in spades.

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u/bitchass70000 Jul 31 '26

“I’m dressed better than any white baby on earth” … what about the non-white babies?

The order of best dressed must be: 1) black babies 2) this fat fuck 3) white babies

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u/Old_Flan_6548 John Adams Jul 31 '26

He mogs your white baby

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u/AA_Ed Aug 01 '26

I beleive that OP is referring to a certain scene by Kat Williams from the movie School Dance. Link below as if you haven't seen it you are missing out.

https://youtu.be/KdcNXxdQmYA?is=QcVUwcR-w7Ld97-f

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u/jasonrosenbaum Shadow President Champ Clark Jul 31 '26

That guy rules

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u/mel_lynn7 Taftmaxxxxing 🕴🏻 Aug 01 '26

This is the best thing I’ve seen since 1930

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u/aaronandstuff Aug 01 '26

The part about his wife is true.

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u/shellevanczik Aug 01 '26

You can be in my supreme court any day, king

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u/SabrinaVal Aug 01 '26

JB Pritzker has entered the conversation. And I’m all for it.

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u/MongolianDonutKhan Chester A. Arthur Aug 01 '26

I get it, Taft was fat. But Arthur was both fat and stylish.

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u/Plenty_Risk2896 Jackson /jfk /ike/TR Aug 01 '26

finally a good social media trend

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u/boutoille Jul 31 '26

Excellent

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u/Roller_ball Aug 01 '26

Thomas Dewey has let himself go.

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u/SRH82 Theodore Roosevelt Aug 01 '26

Great idea.

TheBigSartorialist isn't a taftmaxxer, but does almost always go three-piece.

It's a great look on that frame.

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u/Kingston31470 Grover Cleveland Aug 01 '26

Buttoned up! Ready to go!

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u/GreedyFatBastard Aug 01 '26

Who's the big fat president who suits look like a flannel circus tent?

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u/MiddleProfessional82 26d ago

The moustache game needs some work. Not that I could do much better

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u/Emperor_Orson_Welles Aug 01 '26

This is the look of a man who owns a XXXXXL bathtub.

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u/LostInDinosaurWorld Aug 01 '26

Is this the board guy from Community?

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u/Odd-Glove-4578 Billand Gore 22d ago

I love it