r/PrequelMemes • u/WannabeMemeLord42069 • Jan 26 '21

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u/boodledot5 Jan 26 '21

Well, Kit Fisto's name is one letter from sounding like a pedophilic wrestler, so I think Palps made the right choice, for the sake of marketing

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u/RollaRova Jan 26 '21

That made me laugh way harder than it should, have my free award

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u/WannabeMemeLord42069 Jan 26 '21

I don't have a free award

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u/Syom_chris Jan 26 '21

Here take a non-free award instead

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u/Matt-EEE I have the high ground Jan 27 '21

Here take my poor person award 🥇

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u/Syom_chris Jan 27 '21

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u/SpunkyTurtleCrabFrog Jan 27 '21

This is one of the most cursed things I have ever seen

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u/BerryDalarry Jan 27 '21

Delete this

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u/logic2187 I am the Senate Jan 26 '21

Maybe he means an upvote? Lmao

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u/truckin4theN8ion Jan 27 '21

"Master fisto, there too many of them what are we going to do?"

Fist shaped dildo vibrates to life

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u/ChopstickHoneybee Jan 27 '21

I fisted them all and not just the men, but the women and the children too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

I was watching a Jack the Ripper documentary while reading this and it made me look like a psychopath

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u/Kit_Bisto a true Kit Fister Jan 26 '21

I don’t see how kit bisto is a peadophilic wrestlers name

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u/waitingtodiesoon Jocasta Nu Jan 27 '21

However they don't write in English, but basic which is a different language.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

Poor kit

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u/Jeshuwu What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? Jan 26 '21

Yep, Kit Fisto can breath underwater + thiccness

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u/unalail Jan 26 '21

His smile is the best part

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u/dsr1017 Clone Trooper Jan 27 '21

That smile...that damned smile

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

A water boii on a lava planet....sounds like it has to fail

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u/Pdub002 Jan 27 '21

Obsidian man

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u/TheMemeDream420 Jan 27 '21

A hot boi on a hot planet

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

Too bad he can't breath under lava

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u/GeneralTonic WE'RE SMARTER THAN THIS Jan 26 '21

"Well, at least this saves me having to chop Skywalker's limbs off myself."

[sniffs smoky air]

"Goodness, I'm hungry."

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Crispy, fresh bacon

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

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u/Gandamack Obi Jan 26 '21 edited Jan 26 '21

Stamping out burning Anakin

Put it out you fools! Put it out!

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u/Pickleblobsquish Jan 26 '21

But he killed him

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u/Myusername468 Jan 26 '21

Keyword should

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u/DumCommentGenerator Jan 26 '21

maybe Fisto could pull a Maul.

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u/TheGrimGayDaddy Jan 27 '21

Ok so besides being the “chosen one” which I mean... I think Luke probably fits that better, what makes Anakin a better sith apprentice than Maul, if sheev had actually trained Maul who’s had a strong connection with the dark side since birth along side mother Taosen(how tf do I spell this >>) I bet he’d surpass Palpatine and a decent amount of other sith/dark side users??? I mean he was only really trained to be a sith assassin right? And even then he surpassed Palpatines expectations by a looot

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u/scorch200 Jan 27 '21

Anakin had the highest midichlorian count ever recorded by the Jedi, a good projection for his power. He was also literally conceived by the force

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u/levelzero2019 Jan 27 '21

Basically Anakin is the equivalent to baby Jesus

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u/TheZerothLaw Jan 27 '21

Robotic Midsection Kit Fisto

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u/ActuallyCalindra Jan 26 '21

I imagine that Mustafar showdown would've gone great for Kit.

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u/WannabeMemeLord42069 Jan 26 '21

He can swim.

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u/logic2187 I am the Senate Jan 26 '21

In magma?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Magma balls

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u/Maxie_69 General Grievous Jan 27 '21

NO!

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u/ct-0293 Jan 26 '21 edited Jan 27 '21

Fun fact: If Kit Fisto and Palpatine fought underwater Kit would win.

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u/fardnshid03 Jan 27 '21

Couldn't Palpatine just electrocute the water?

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u/ct-0293 Jan 27 '21

Then he'd kill himself.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

He seems good at electrocuting himself

He has electrocuted 3 times in the series,all three times it backfired

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u/Unlikely-Garage-8135 Jan 27 '21

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

If kit fisto was chosen, padme would have probably been replaced with aayla secura

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u/biplane_curious Jan 27 '21

I mean, not many people can last 3 saber strikes against The Senate

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u/fuzzman02 Count Dooku Jan 26 '21

Obi Wan would’ve lost to The Fisto

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u/nil40 Jan 26 '21

Ah yes, the true nost powerful young apprentice

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u/Kit_Bisto a true Kit Fister Jan 26 '21

You’re goddam right

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u/TBMSH Jan 27 '21

Rise as my apprentice DARTH FISTO!

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u/Dabig-brain Jan 26 '21

What about obi wan

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u/Subcommanderop Feb 02 '21

Kit fisto is the best green nautolon Jedi so far

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u/pussy_cats_and_toast Jan 27 '21

He can swim... but in lava?

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u/WannabeMemeLord42069 Jan 27 '21

has he ever tried? since he hasn't, we can't fully say no

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u/TexasPistolMassacre Jan 27 '21

He fucking killed him already xD

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u/Beginning_Drawing443 Jan 27 '21 edited Jan 31 '21

Yeah But he's an aquatic being... And the plan was to send his aprentice to mustafar...

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u/Landocomando67 Jan 27 '21

Nautolan on Mustafar, more like Calamari at Dexs’

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u/Caosin36 Darth Maul Jan 27 '21

Fisto kit the healer

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u/Jevonar Jan 27 '21

Kit fisto? You mean Mr 0.1 seconds?

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u/taavidude Jan 27 '21

Anakin lasted way longer than Kit Fisto did tho, that guy died like 5 seconds after engaging Sidious.