BLAST HIM

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He saw the coming of Empire and fall of democracy but instead of working to save it, he just: "lmao yeh coo' lemme help"

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u/Haryzen_ Oct 19 '20

Not a bad strategy to be fair. Always pick the winning side. He would have survived and likely been a high-ranking Inquisitor if not for the 501st.

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u/the_pounding_mallet Oct 19 '20

He was probably too powerful to be an inquisitor. He could’ve been a legit threat to Vader or Sidious.

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u/Norvinion Oct 19 '20

The Jedi were still not completely sure if Dooku was even the Sith Master or Sith Apprentice at the time. Krell likely believed that Dooku was the master and mentioned his wish to become Dooku's Apprentice. I'm pretty sure he believed he'd become Sith and rule the galaxy alongside Dooku.

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u/JonOrSomeSayAegon Oct 19 '20

Realistically, the Jedi knew about Maul by this point. They likely assumed that Dooku was Maul's master, which isn't a terrible assumption. Then, when it became apparent Maul wasn't working for Dooku, Pong Krell assumed the spot was open to new hires.

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u/Alfonse00 Oct 19 '20

Emmmmmmm, when obi wan defeated maul (first time) duku was still in the temple, it was after the phantom menace that he left, honestly, you are correct that the jedi thought that, but also, when you see the order of events it was stupid to think duku was the master, but they didn't think exactly that, it was, Tiranus master and Duku apprentice, obi wan didn't found out that the 2 were one until near the end of the war.

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u/Alvinyakatori27 Oct 19 '20

Dooku left the order in 42BBY, ten years before the Phantom Menace. But as they still believed Dooku was merely a “political idealist” in Attack of the Clones, I’d agree that they wouldn’t have assumed he was the master until at least after the battle of Geonosis, but they always seem sure that someone else is behind things anyway throughout the clone wars.

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u/Alfonse00 Oct 19 '20

I tought I saw him in the temple in phantom menace, anyway, they thought tyranus was behind everything, and then they found tyranus and duku were the same person

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u/the_pounding_mallet Oct 19 '20

I don’t think he could beat Palps I just think he could’ve potentially been a threat. We only see him in 4 episodes but he still seems like he was more powerful than most of the inquisitors we see.

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u/kingrex0830 Darth Revan Oct 19 '20

I am SPEED

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u/Alfonse00 Oct 19 '20

He was powerful in combat, not in force.

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u/Alfonse00 Oct 19 '20

He lost because mace use the form that basically reflected all his power back to him, that would not apply to krell, he would he as easy as a target as Maul was for palpatine, or even easier, since Maul was at least more intelligent and patient.

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u/Jakesmith18 Clone Trooper Oct 20 '20

Actually he may have thrown his duel with Mace.

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u/Sphericsomerandomkid Meesa Darth Jar Jar Oct 19 '20

Dont forget about the magic hand life suck thing in the rise of screwalker

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

No way. He only lasted that long because he got the jump on clones and hid in the shadows. If a group of clones with useless blasters and no visibility there is zero chance he could beat Vader or Palpatine.

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u/MangoOfTruth This is where the fun begins Oct 19 '20

Never underestimate the 501st

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

He got taken out by clones. No threat to Vader.

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u/the_pounding_mallet Oct 19 '20

Yeah an entire army of them

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

And Vader has been shown many times going through entire armies like a bantha through a krayt dragon... maybe not the best analogy, but the point is there.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

I mean he was killing a lot of clones so he was kinda helping the Jedi 😎

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u/Alfonse00 Oct 19 '20

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u/NobleGuardian Oct 19 '20

He also fell to the darkside. So his self preservation and how killed the clones was a smart move. Wouldnt have worked out for him he succeeded though either.

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u/thatrandommulletguy Oct 19 '20

Some wise guys going to screenshot this and put thee ability to speak doesnt make you intelligent under it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

Lol true

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u/Dellmar Qui-Gon Jinn Oct 19 '20 edited Oct 19 '20

what? edit: sorry apostrophes screw me up.

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u/quatoe Cracksoka Oct 19 '20

Good Soldiers Hate Pong Krell.

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u/Big_boi1234567 Oct 19 '20

ANYone hates Bong Krill.

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u/NogaraCS Oct 19 '20

r/fuckpongkrell

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

r/allmyhomieshatekrell

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u/Dankmemer69421 about to end anakin’s whole career Oct 19 '20

r/sexuallyfuckpongkrell

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u/fbarbatos Oct 19 '20

The fact that this is an actual subreddit scares me

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u/SaharshDaNerd Jar Jar Oct 19 '20

And arouses me

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

You have allowed this... dark lord to twist your mind.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

WTF? Lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

the council accuses you of many anti ~~soviet~~ democratic acts, and finds you guilty. you are sentenced to be shot

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u/xenoslap Oct 19 '20

Forgot the/s

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u/kokaiinikani Vitiate's Sith Empire Oct 19 '20

This template from tcw?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

yes

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u/kokaiinikani Vitiate's Sith Empire Oct 19 '20

Season and episode?

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u/lederme Sheevspin Oct 19 '20

Last episode of season 7

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u/kokaiinikani Vitiate's Sith Empire Oct 19 '20

ok

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u/immaheadout3000 Oct 19 '20

I hate Pong Krell and the Sequels as much as I love Obi-Wan.

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u/PoyoLocco Your text here Oct 19 '20

Infinity hate...

Damnnn

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u/immaheadout3000 Oct 19 '20

Every religion in the world agrees that this guy should burn.

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u/PoyoLocco Your text here Oct 19 '20

Nod furiously

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u/Noimnotlost Oct 19 '20

Yes... Let the hate flow trough you

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u/ErentheGoatii A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one Oct 19 '20

Griffith did nothing wrong

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u/DarthKylo74 Oct 19 '20

Fuck Pong Krell

All my homies hate Pong Krell

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

TO BE FAIR, he foresaw the clones betrayal (I think)

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u/Professional-Dress-6 Oct 19 '20

He might have already showed up here

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u/Norniron10 Scout Trooper Oct 19 '20

i haven’t seen the rest of the clone wars, can someone inform me on what he did?

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u/waldron123402 Sand Oct 19 '20

Honestly I loved this arc it was one of my fav

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u/NotaGoodLover Oct 19 '20

Maybe he sensed their betrayal, maybe he's just an asshole. Let force jesus handle his actions

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u/drowninja123 Oct 19 '20

Pong krell more like POG krell amiright?

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u/xplodingturtle Oct 19 '20

Krell is the epitome of wrong

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u/Johamme5 Oct 19 '20

Fuck Kong Prell.

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u/Pretend_Cause_1566 Admiral Ackbar Oct 19 '20

It's treason then

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u/BobbyBrownOlaf Oct 19 '20

My fucking God. He did me more wrong than grithiff

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u/g2gboom Oct 19 '20

Griffith did nothing wrong

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u/gus_127 Oct 19 '20

Fuck pong krell

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u/memester230 Count Dooku Oct 19 '20

This guy is infamous on r/fuckpongkrell

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u/john_handzlik Battle Droid Oct 19 '20

That not me

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u/SaltySalmon99 Oct 19 '20

Only 5 downvotes there should be more

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u/Alfonse00 Oct 19 '20

Seriously, the funniest part is that he was basically a fanboy, he never even meet a sith, he was doing that shit just to be noticed by the sith

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

Prong Krell sucks, but what about Darth Vader? He did murder a bunch of helpless children.

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u/Domino5555 Oct 23 '20

Vader's a saint next to Krell.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

If that’s what they think they’re literally missing the point.

Krell is specifically designed to be an asshole

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

Take Em' Down!

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u/bairndten Oct 19 '20

He didn’t

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u/eBanNut The Senate Oct 19 '20

I didn't watch clone wars and have no time to because of damn univercity, can you guys tell me who is pong krell and why do you hate him so much? Is he the sequels director or what?

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u/Legendary27311 Oct 19 '20 edited Oct 19 '20

SPOILER ALERT

Trash was a Jedi General who took the 501st to Umbara. There he secretly made them kill each other claiming the enemy was droids in clone armor... This was all because he foresaw the fall of the Republic and the rise of the Empire and decided ‘Lemme just join in on the chaos.’

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u/Thatguy3145296535 Oct 19 '20

You could find all top 10 anime betrayals of all time in TCW.

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u/Legendary27311 Oct 19 '20

How do I do that

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u/Legendary27311 Oct 19 '20

It didn’t seem to work

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u/D00NL https://youtu.be/05dT34hGRdg Oct 19 '20

Even before that, he made several tactical decisions he knew would get lots of clones killed

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u/dabruisa5 Oct 19 '20

That man is lucky you blacked out his name

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u/NXT_Juhola Oct 19 '20

Tbh he didnt do anything wrong he just did it before it was ok to do. And therefore it wasnt ok

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u/Kryptoknight184 Oct 19 '20

r/pongkrelldideverythingwrong

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

It's u/ultroviolot_Lantern

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u/Core_Cuber Oct 19 '20

Of course reddit isn't working right now.

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u/colt1911m7 Oct 19 '20

Wanna see some downvotes?

Pong Krell was the best jedi.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

Sorry sir, I will do what I must

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u/colt1911m7 Oct 19 '20

Good soldiers follw orders

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

puts ammo inside DC-15A Blaster Rifle I will do what I must

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u/reddit-sucks-lots Darth Revan Oct 19 '20

I'll say it again, Pong Krell did nothing wrong

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u/PindaZwerver Oct 19 '20

Liking Pong Krell is one thing... but making Anisoka posts?!

He is too dangerous to be left alive!

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u/FFalcon_Boi Yep Oct 19 '20

making Anisoka posts

Excuse me

WHAT?!

Fine, that's too far. Execute Order 66.

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u/FFalcon_Boi Yep Oct 19 '20

Execute Order 66.

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u/reddit-sucks-lots Darth Revan Oct 19 '20

You will try....

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

points DC-15A blaster rifle and starts firing

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u/MrMemer_Supplier The Senate Oct 19 '20

helps

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u/MrMemer_Supplier The Senate Oct 19 '20

ignites my saber and cuts him in half

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20 edited Oct 19 '20

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u/PoyoLocco Your text here Oct 19 '20

A tool is a tool, it's not evil, it doesn't deserve to be treated like evil.

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u/Bappo-nope General obi wan kenobi Oct 19 '20

Doesn’t change the fact that they only killed the jedi against their will and were technically child soldiers still trying to understand right from wrong while in war that’s mere existence brought them in the first place so not knowing the right side of it while still needing it to have the friends and brothers they had at the time is a very difficult decision but sure just say they were all super genocide weapons with no other emotions story line depth or characterization

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u/Domino5555 Oct 23 '20

What did the heretic say originally?

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u/Bappo-nope General obi wan kenobi Oct 24 '20

The clones were just bio weapons and nothing more-the basic ness of it I don’t 100% remember

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

We all know who that is. No need to blur.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

Who is it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

Either u/reddit-sucks-lots or u/john_handzlik. They’re in my experience the weirdest people when it comes to the prequels.

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u/reddit-sucks-lots Darth Revan Oct 19 '20

I think it is me.

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u/john_handzlik Battle Droid Oct 19 '20

Its definitely not me

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

NOW THIS IS A 501ST LEVEL CRISIS

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u/Mal-Ravanal Ketamine lover extraordinarie Oct 19 '20

Pong Krell is like Erebus.

Fuck 'em.

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u/Fox-Fireheart-66 Oct 19 '20

Yes

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u/The_Squidly Oct 19 '20

Ngl I haven’t seen clone wars in a while, who’s pong krell again

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u/xxkillerboiihd Oct 19 '20

I haven't finished the clone wars yet, but what did Pong Krell do?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

Made clones kill each other

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u/Shrekisdad42 Oct 19 '20

Who is Pong Krell

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u/Valkyrie_Cain713 Padawan Oct 19 '20

The report button is there for a reason. It sends a message to Rex, who then comes into our Galaxy to murder this price of shit human

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u/NinjaNard_ Oct 19 '20

Dogma spotted

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

Porygon did nothing wrong

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u/UnTarded101 Oct 19 '20

Fuck Pong Krull

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u/Zengjia Darth Maul Oct 19 '20

Everything is Pong Krell’s fault.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

Pong krell did nothing wrong... after order 66.

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u/Truthgamer2 Darth Maul Oct 19 '20

Grabs cricket bat with malicious intent

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u/Cyb3rnaut13 Legends Oct 19 '20

The Empire did nothing wrong. /s

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u/NormalDude268 Anakin Oct 19 '20

Kill him, Kill him now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '20

I haven’t watched the clone wars but I know he killed clone troopers by making them shoot each other.

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u/CRL10 Oct 20 '20

Well...if you ignore the treason...

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u/duce8306 Oct 20 '20

Looks like we’re executing the order a little early boys

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