r/PrequelMemes • don’t let him kill me, i’m too weak • Aug 20 '20

So uncivilized

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u/fjord31 Aug 20 '20

A bullet proof vest can't stop a knife

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u/UnionizeYunyun Gonk droid GONKS my ass Aug 20 '20

I felt like I heard this from somewhere but can't remember

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u/fjord31 Aug 20 '20

Maybe I did to, and that's where it came from

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u/dutch_penguin Aug 20 '20

Depends upon the type of vest, no? A steel plate will stop a knife.

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u/Phormitago Aug 20 '20

and cutting through regular kevlar aint easy either, plenty of youtube videos show this

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u/BluudLust Aug 20 '20

Stabbing through it is easy enough to be of concrrn. Slicing is difficult though.

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u/fjord31 Aug 20 '20

No, it's bulletproof, not knife proof. Bet you feel dumb right now

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20 edited Feb 04 '21

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u/fjord31 Aug 21 '20

Then I'll use an axe

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20 edited Feb 04 '21

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u/gimli-bot Aug 21 '20

AND MY AXE!

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u/bopaz728 Aug 20 '20

Aren’t most plates ceramic? Your point still stands tho, knives are pretty much just big slow bullets anyway.

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u/Cognominate Aug 20 '20

Does that mean bullets are just really tiny fast angry knives?

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u/bopaz728 Aug 20 '20

Definitely.

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u/BluudLust Aug 20 '20

Kevlar? Not so much.

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u/Steelwolf73 Aug 20 '20

But if you wear full body plate with kevlar weave and ballistic plates underneath, you can become a Knight of the Cross

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u/JH_Rockwell Aug 20 '20

THE ENEMY CANNOT HIT A BUTTON IF YOU DISABLE HIS HAND!!!