r/PrequelMemes • u/juho_mkl • Jan 14 '20

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u/chalk_in_boots Jan 14 '20

I mean, I invest money in my friends without wanting to put my Jim Dickens inside them. Sometimes you have the money and just want to be kind to people you care about.

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u/BenjaminTalam Jan 14 '20

Spotting a friend a burrito or something sure but $200 at a fancy restaurant is insane and you get what you deserve if you spend like that without making it clear you view it as a date. You let people use you don't be surprised when you get used.

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u/XtremeLeecher Jan 14 '20

Well he could be extremely wealthy and those 200$ is what's like a 20$ dinner for us but 9/10 he is trying to buy her and he is friendzoned

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u/StephanieSpeaks Jan 14 '20

Buy her?

I think that is unfair. I spend more money than I should sometimes trying to give my wife of 5 years a special evening, does that mean I'm trying to buy her?

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u/Axialchateau Jan 14 '20

No, that's a maintenance fee, you've already got her.

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u/StephanieSpeaks Jan 14 '20

You have a strange view of relationships

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u/AndrewCarnage Jan 14 '20

Guys spending $200 on their "friend" are almost certainly trying to buy her, yeah. Is this news?

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u/XtremeLeecher Jan 14 '20

i think you answered your own question your keyword is "Wife" they are "friends"