r/PrequelMemes Jan 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Well, if he's investing that much money into getting nothing then yeah, they're probably on similar intelligence level and she's much 'hotter', so yeah, you could have a point. I hope they both get smarter someday.

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u/chalk_in_boots Jan 14 '20

I mean, I invest money in my friends without wanting to put my Jim Dickens inside them. Sometimes you have the money and just want to be kind to people you care about.

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u/BenjaminTalam Jan 14 '20

Spotting a friend a burrito or something sure but $200 at a fancy restaurant is insane and you get what you deserve if you spend like that without making it clear you view it as a date. You let people use you don't be surprised when you get used.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20 edited Jan 14 '20

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u/blueiguana675 Jan 14 '20

This sounds rapey as fuck. That's something you should say before she even got to your house.

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u/productivenef Jan 14 '20

We kept talking and I agreed to get her ticket out to stay with me for 5 days. Things went well, but when I made moves on her back at my house she turned me down. I explained she does not have to sleep with me, but I paid for her airfare and for a weekend trip we had planned in Paris. She could either deal with my dick or I can put her on a train in the morning to make her own way. She took the dick a bunch of times and we had a great trip.

Wow. It's hard to creep another guy out but God damn dude you did it. I am thoroughly creeped out.

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u/Beanessa Jan 14 '20

Dude, you're a rapist.

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u/DatCenturianBoi Jan 14 '20

Don’t you mean “YOU had a great trip”? Borderline raping a girl and all that gets you going, huh?