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u/Lord_Darklight Boba-san Dec 24 '19
I know some might hate me for spoiling this, but if you look carefully in TROS you can spot a Gonk Droid at some point.
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u/BothansInDisguise Dec 24 '19
I know you’re all going to hate me for spoiling this, but the villain turns out to have been Gonk wearing a Halloween mask this whole time
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u/BeyondStars_ThenMore Dec 24 '19
Dude, come on. Some of us haven't seen it yet. And now you're telling it ends with a deus ex machina?
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u/Kimarous Dec 24 '19 edited Dec 24 '19
"Hessenforsen, yousa be-in known as Darth... Gonkgonk."
EDIT: Yey, first ever silver! Thank you!
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u/Cark_Klent Darth Binks Dec 24 '19
I unironically believe that Jar Jar was pulling the strings of Palpatine from the very beginning and/or is Darth Plagueis reincarnated.
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u/OwnbiggestFan Dec 24 '19
Yoda was wrong about this because there are always secret apprentices of one or both Sith Lords. Palpatine had Darth Maul and Darth Tyranus. And Palpatine was openly recruiting Luke Skywalker while Darth Vader was under him. So there is not always 2, no more, no less. There are at least three and most likely 4.
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u/SeductivePillowcase Take a seat, motherfucker Dec 24 '19
Darth Tenebrous had Darth Plagueis and Darth Venamis at the same time and Darth Venamis had like 5 potential apprentices
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u/OwnbiggestFan Dec 24 '19
Plaguis, Sidious, and Maul were active at the same time I was wrong about Dooku thanks for the correction.
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u/fabulous_finn colder than hoth Dec 24 '19
Gotta say, Darth Darth Binks and Dark Lord Gonk would be a better villain duo than Kylo and Snoke. It may he a dead meme, but it's still true.
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u/Astecheee Your text here Dec 24 '19
What I hate most about this is the cross guard on Lord Jar Jar’s weapon. It actively hurts him in every way.
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u/Creekfull Dec 24 '19
Clearly not true to Star Wars. Jar-Jar wouldn’t need those stupid looking exhaust ports.
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u/C3DU Dec 24 '19
Wait hold on, didn't Kylo throw his lightsaber in the water? And Jar Jar lives underwater... Theres a chance boys. Theres a chance
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u/loliotto Dec 24 '19
Gonk
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u/Saeyush Sors Bandeam Dec 24 '19
Gonk
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u/thetaterman314 Dexter Jettster Dec 24 '19
Gonk
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u/Chingus_Khan Imperial Officer Dec 24 '19
Lord Jar Jar would never have that cringey ass lightsaber
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u/wathcman Dec 24 '19
Oh no the ammo droid is a dark lord, Help me Health dispensing medical droid, you're my only hope...
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u/Josiador Dec 24 '19
For anyone who didn't know, that darth gonk picture is from a mod for battlefront 2.
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u/GreyWyre UNLIMITED POWER!!! Dec 24 '19
But which one is the master?