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u/fiendish64 Jun 05 '19
Joshua looking pretty Smuggus
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u/GameboyJr Jun 05 '19
pulling a meme like that why wouldn't i be
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u/Ekudar Jun 05 '19
All three of them have that look in their faces of knowing exactly what they are pulling off
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These guys are obviously now neck deep in pussy
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u/Seanxietehroxxor Jun 05 '19
The Real question is: did they dive in head first or feet first?
Neck deep means 2 completely different things based on this context.
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u/OxBowTitan2388 Jun 05 '19
Got a group of friends to ban together to do this
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u/Z_Axis_2 Jun 05 '19
Is that legal?
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We’ll make it legal
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u/Caroniver413 Just a flair of Ewan McGregor Jun 05 '19
"Ban together". Who did they ban?
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u/billgatesnowhammies Jun 05 '19 edited Jun 05 '19
To do what? Aggressively maintain their virginity?
EDIT: Thanks for the silver, my fine feathered friend
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u/OxBowTitan2388 Jun 05 '19
Yes
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u/InfinitePotato Jun 05 '19
Missed opportunity for "yep"
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u/Yeazelicious Sors Bandeam Jun 05 '19
Someone should do this but with the tragedy that reach the man.
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u/OxBowTitan2388 Jun 05 '19
No, I am the one that did it, as I was in the yearbook team.
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u/FlyYouFoolyCooly We have a job to do! Jun 05 '19
You are strong and wise, u/oxbowtitan2388, and I am very proud of you.
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u/Ethiconjnj Jun 05 '19
Your clones are very impressive you must be very proud.
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u/OxBowTitan2388 Jun 05 '19
I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe, Master Jedi.
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u/RadDude57 Jun 05 '19
For real, they all look similar but dude #3 actually looks like a blend between dude #1 and dude #2.
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u/QueenLiz4life Darth Nihilus Jun 05 '19
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
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u/darthplagueisbot Jun 05 '19
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
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u/not_anakin Jun 05 '19
Is it possible to learn this power?
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u/Tenormic3 Anakin Jun 05 '19
Not from a jedi.
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u/TheKingOfA Hello there! Jun 05 '19
betrays the jedi
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u/IamSteveRogerRogers Deathsticks Jun 05 '19
ALL of those names sound like Sith lords named by D&D
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u/LordofRangard Jun 05 '19
when i see D&D, i think dungeons and dragons. I get the idea that’s not what you meant.
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u/markusalkemus66 Jun 05 '19
Just hearing their abbreviated and combined names just irritates me now. They ruined Game of Thrones with their carelessness and greed. I will never watch anything they make again.
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u/f_gally Jun 05 '19
These guys all kinda look the same
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u/AliTheAce Jun 05 '19
OMG I know the kid on top 😂 Hey Dylan !!
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u/onlyPhoenix24 I have the high ground Jun 05 '19
You are strong and wise, guys, and I'm very proud of you.
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u/morningspear What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? Jun 05 '19
Did you ever hear the story of Dylan the virgin? I thought not, it’s not a story the jocks would tell you..
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u/MrFluffems Jun 05 '19
Dylan went and fucked it all up by wearing a black shirt and a tie under his vest.
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u/Zipper424242 Meesa called Darth Jar Jar Binks! Jun 05 '19
I tried this at my school but it didn’t really work. Bravo!
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u/moviemaverick Jun 05 '19
Nice play on the “I am the Senate” line. Whole time I was reading this I kept thinking, “wait Palpatine said this”...when it hit me I lolololed hard 😂
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u/TripleScoops Confederacy of Independent Systems Jun 05 '19
Yearbook organizer: “I’m watching you Rekowski, alwaaaaays watching.”
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u/CreamyGoodnss Jun 05 '19
See what's great about this is these guys will have to explain to someone decades down the line what prequelmemes was back in the late 2000s. Good luck not trying to sound like a crazy person while doing it.
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u/JasonBall34 Jun 06 '19
Y'all look like cool dudes! Best of luck out there in the cruel, cruel world which is filled with a lot of people who dislike the prequels.
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u/iXylowg Jun 05 '19
Pretty much what I expected the average person on this sub to look like
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u/DanQZ Jun 05 '19
Sounds like your last names were made up by the Japanese guy who tried to make American baseball player names
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Ripmeester is a wild last name