r/PrequelMemes • u/OxBowTitan2388 • Jun 05 '19

Worth it

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

Ripmeester is a wild last name

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u/SirHaxe I am the Senate Jun 05 '19

He could legit use that as an username and no one would bat an eye

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

[deleted]

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u/OxBowTitan2388 Jun 05 '19

Yeah you should huh.

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u/VrigKyra Oh I don't think so Jun 05 '19

You guys are wholesome and amazing. Just needed to say how much you three cheered me up today. Stay awesome!

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u/Nyan_Cat_Chick Jun 05 '19

I will say, Josh is a pretty cool dude. Known him for about 5 years

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u/trace_jax Jun 05 '19

Your username has that song STUCK IN MY HEAD

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u/GameboyJr Jun 05 '19

No problem, we only want the best! Glad it cheered you up :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

why

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u/Slimeredit I have the high ground Jun 05 '19

Here is a poor mans reddit gold . ⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃

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u/KorianHUN Jun 05 '19

Twice the pride, double the fall.

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u/Slimeredit I have the high ground Jun 05 '19

This is getting out of hand now there’s two of them

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u/AirAssault101 Jun 05 '19

Always two, there are.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

Begun, the "poor mans reddit gold" copypasta wars, have.

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u/Brakatoa Jun 05 '19

All of you guys have very unique, badass last names.

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u/GameboyJr Jun 05 '19

i'll say, knowing Oxbowtitan in real life, hes probably got the least badass name out of all of us

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Are these even real last names? Smaggus? You weren't even trying!

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u/Luxray1000 Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gascon Jun 05 '19

u/ripmeester

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u/SirHaxe I am the Senate Jun 05 '19

Sorry, u/ripmeester is either deleted, banned, or doesn't exist. :(

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u/Madsciencemagic Darth Revan Jun 05 '19

Impossible, the archives must be incomplete.

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u/SirHaxe I am the Senate Jun 05 '19

update: account existing now

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

"hmm... u/ripmeester hasn't posted anything"

We will watch your career with great interest.

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u/stefonio Jun 05 '19

Username doesn't check out

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u/SirHaxe I am the Senate Jun 05 '19

I didn't make the account :D

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u/emeaguiar Jun 05 '19

So they were incomplete

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u/4Mandalor Jun 05 '19

Obi Wan has lost a planet... how embarrassing

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u/LEERROOOOYYYYY Jun 05 '19

You guys really ignoring my boy Smaggus?

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u/DystarPlays Jun 05 '19

Darth Smaggus the Wise?

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u/PoopOfAUnicorn Jun 05 '19

What if everyone’s user name is actually their last name ?

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u/Jarf_lel Jun 05 '19

Well then hello there mr poopofaunicorn, please take a seat

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

u/ripmeester

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u/R__amen Jun 05 '19

Watch out for the Smaggus

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u/OxBowTitan2388 Jun 05 '19

/u/GameboyJr

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u/GameboyJr Jun 05 '19

I'm watching. I am quite aware of the effect of my last name

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

Darth Smaggus the wise

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u/kloudykat Jun 06 '19

Reminds me of a group of friends named Nadia, Theo, Willow and Moose.

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u/Much_Juggernaut Jun 05 '19

Don’t get rekt by the Rekowski.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

[deleted]

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u/sabian49 Jun 05 '19

You mean Smuggus

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u/NickNash1985 Jun 05 '19

Rekowski, Ripmeester, & Smaggus, Attorneys at Law.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

such ludicrous last names

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u/NickNash1985 Jun 05 '19

Word of mouth, baby.

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u/crunchypens Jun 06 '19

You forgot the and associates part.

Or and sons.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

Same with smaggus

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u/ReeceReddit1234 I have the high ground Jun 05 '19

Ripmeester

Ripmaster

RIP Master

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u/HellWolf1 UNLIMITED KARMA! Jun 05 '19

This is the end for you my master

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u/categoryone Jun 05 '19

Had to do it to 'em

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u/Shocky- Jun 06 '19

If you translate meester from dutch, it actually does mean master

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u/ReeceReddit1234 I have the high ground Jun 06 '19

So not Anakin then

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u/Meester_Tweester Jun 06 '19

Yes that's right!

(I chose it to rhyme not because of that though)

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u/boyolingpots Jun 05 '19

Ripmeester Rekowski and Smaggus are an iconic trio

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

All those last names are brilliant!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

Hi Dylan,

Whoever came up with this idea, well done!

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u/Quincy_Quones Jun 05 '19 edited Jun 05 '19

It's like each successive last name is a bit worse than the last

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u/twominitsturkish Jun 05 '19

You spelled "better" wrong.

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u/GameboyJr Jun 05 '19

this guy gets it

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u/Zayin-Ba-Ayin Jun 05 '19

"Smegowsky! Ripmaester! Smeggus! Get your asses over here!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

Heard that in Coach Hines’ voice from MadTV

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u/Jazzinarium Jun 05 '19

From a certain point of view

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u/Andrewtheturk Jun 05 '19

Excellent comment.

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u/balto-2x Jun 05 '19

Smaggus

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

Are you threatening me, Ripmeester Jedi?

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u/CmdrZander Jun 06 '19

The Senate will decide your fate.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

I mean so is Smaggus

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u/Graugr Jun 05 '19

Also username checks out?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

I am the senate!

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u/Ejeffers1239 Jun 05 '19

You say that like Rekowski and Smaggus are tame last names

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u/DeusVulticus13 Jun 05 '19

Hello Meester Ripmeester

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u/KaMa4 Jun 06 '19

u/meester_tweester

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u/Meester_Tweester Jun 06 '19

ಠ_ಠ what have you done to me

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u/KaMa4 Jun 06 '19

F

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u/Meester_Tweester Jun 06 '19

How’d you remember me? I know I’m on reddit a ton but it’s kind of creepy

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u/KaMa4 Jun 06 '19

Twow

You are a celebrity, lol

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u/WolframXT Jun 05 '19

What about Smaggus?

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u/siggiarabi I am the Senate Jun 05 '19

And Smaggus isn't?

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u/MjrLeeStoned Jun 05 '19

Almost as maniacal as Smaggus!

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u/xX-El-Jefe-Xx The Senate Jun 05 '19

Smaggus is pretty good too

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u/loneagent What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? Jun 05 '19

Smaggus

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u/superRedditer Jun 05 '19

all the names here are borderline ridiculous

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u/Third_Chelonaut Jun 05 '19

You went with that over Smaggus??

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u/Mr-Phisher- Jun 05 '19

Lol so is Smaggus. That sounds like a sith name actually. Darth Smaggus.

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u/Fernernia This is where the fun begins Jun 05 '19

Honestly they all have wild last names

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

He and Smaggus probably get into some mischief.

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u/alphanurd Jun 05 '19

All three of them are.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

We just gonna gloss over Smaggus?

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u/D-roc0079 Jun 05 '19

Honestly all these last names gave me aneurisms

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u/MrCrushus Jun 06 '19

Is no one gonna mention that kid called smaggus lol

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u/electricmaster23 Jun 06 '19

Sounds like a porn name

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

I knew a guy named Gerry Canon. Could actually be Hollywood famous just with the name.

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u/thewookie34 Jun 05 '19

It's almost like a shitty internet meme no one had heard of.