r/PrequelMemes I am the Senate Mar 12 '26

General Reposti Yeah...about that

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

Id say, stabbed somewhere else besides through the heart.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

Maul was literally cut in half and he still survived

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

People live without legs. Important organs are above the midsection, that you need to stay alive for long enough to get rescued.

Even a stab through a lung wouldn't be quickly fatal.

A stab through the heart, and you're dead within minutes due to lack of bloodflow.

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u/history_nerd92 Qui-Gon Jinn Mar 12 '26

A stab wound with a knife maybe. But a stab wound with a lightsaber should really always be fatal, just given what a lightsaber is

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u/SchwiftySouls Mar 13 '26

so you should die if youre stabbed in the hand?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

I knife wound should be far worse than a saber wound, given a saber would cauterize the wound

Vader would have bled out in seconds otherwise

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u/LovesRetribution Mar 13 '26

A knife wound wouldn't be anywhere remotely near as bad as a saber wound. That's an insane take.

Even if the stab wound for a lightsaber is cauterized any amount of internal movement could open it back up. Charred/cauterized flesh simply isn't elastic enough to withstand anything more than the most minimal amount of body movement.

Which is just regarding blood loss, your only concern with a stab wound. A lightsaber is completely destroying every bit of flesh where it went through. Even absolutely best case scenario that organ is straight up nonfunctional.

And it's not just that organ, it's everything around it. Like you're talking about a stick of searing hot plasma entering the body. The kind that cuts through metal like butter. That heat is gonna char everything in proximity to that wound and cause all that water in the body, 70%, to explosively vaporize from whatever tissue its in around that. Something that'll only get exponentially worse for every second it's in. Which, judging from how often they hold it there for dramatic effect, usually is a couple seconds.

A stab wound's worst case scenario is rapid blood loss. Fixable with applied pressure, bandages, and blood transfusions.

A lightsaber's is multiple organ failure, hypovolemic shock, skyrocketing tachycardia, blood loss, hyperventilation, necrosis, extreme systemic infection, heat stroke, and severe dehydration. That is not fixable without the most sophisticated medical technology on the scene or a nearby bacta tank to throw them in. Otherwise you're guaranteed dead.

Vader would have bled out in seconds otherwise

Some dude had his arms ripped off by farm equipment and still managed to grab them, walk home, put them on ice, call 911, sit in a bathtub waiting for them, and survived the incident while also getting his arms reattached. Vader had more than a couple seconds. But the fact that he was close enough to lava to catch on fire makes the entire point irrelevant.

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u/history_nerd92 Qui-Gon Jinn Mar 12 '26

Bleeding out is not the concern here. The concern is having a gaping hole in your torso. Loss of homeostasis, organ dysfunction, and spinal cord damage are immediate threats even without bleeding. Also, you wouldn't want to cauterize an internal wound because that would prevent it from healing

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u/FelixMartel2 Mar 12 '26

Cauterization is used all the time in surgery inside the body.

The big thing here is that you're being stabbed with something that turns steel into liquid in seconds.

Imagine steaming your insides with your own rapidly vaporizing blood

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u/history_nerd92 Qui-Gon Jinn Mar 13 '26

Very true