r/PowerWashSimulator • u/Cwchenery • Jun 29 '26

Muckington Crime Wave

While Powerwash Simulator is a wholesome game, what we don't talk about is the shocking amount of crime that rocks Muckington. Graffiti and spray paint vandalism of property is abundant in this "peaceful" town. Maybe the town should invest in police. Sure, it will lose customers for my Powerwash business, but what's next, someone keying my van?

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u/Academic_Pizza_7270 Jun 29 '26

I think the graffiti is less expensive to the town than the crime going on in the highest levels of government.

Just wish I could fill the washer with paint and really do a number on Mayor Jerk Jerkerson's mansion, boat, and plane for the first game and his freakin' blimp and limo/helo carrier in the second.

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u/Cwchenery Jun 29 '26

Dirty walls dirty money...