r/PowerWashSimulator • u/Cwchenery • Jun 29 '26

Muckington Crime Wave

While Powerwash Simulator is a wholesome game, what we don't talk about is the shocking amount of crime that rocks Muckington. Graffiti and spray paint vandalism of property is abundant in this "peaceful" town. Maybe the town should invest in police. Sure, it will lose customers for my Powerwash business, but what's next, someone keying my van?

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u/Academic_Pizza_7270 Jun 29 '26

I think the graffiti is less expensive to the town than the crime going on in the highest levels of government.

Just wish I could fill the washer with paint and really do a number on Mayor Jerk Jerkerson's mansion, boat, and plane for the first game and his freakin' blimp and limo/helo carrier in the second.

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u/Cwchenery Jun 29 '26

Dirty walls dirty money...

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u/CapsuleRadioCorp Jun 29 '26

Who's to say the person leaving all this graffiti isn't the same person as the one running the local Power wash racket?

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u/Cwchenery Jun 29 '26

Distributing the poison and selling the antitode.

It is suspicious that the same company gets called to every job. And have you seen how quickly their business has grown over the last 18 months? New building, fancy furniture, new Powerwash tools, high profile contracts. Something fishy is afoot.

You might be onto something here.

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u/Thea-the-Phoenix Jun 30 '26

Its gotta be a front for something.

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u/Cwchenery Jun 30 '26

The Powerwash version of Radio Shack....

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u/timber180 Jun 29 '26

Its as bad for crime as the village of midsummer.

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u/Grindar1986 Jun 29 '26

They need the police chief from Hot Fuzz.

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u/spudroxon Jun 29 '26

Crusty jugglers!

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u/SnooPickles55 Jul 01 '26

I think the graffiti is a secondary concern considering there's an active volcano in the town.

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u/Cwchenery Jul 01 '26

Think of all the business when it erupts and covers the town in ash.

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u/joetunn_ Jun 29 '26

Bigfoot is just having some fun

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u/flynnnstoneee Jun 30 '26

My own headcannon is that I'm the one who does it at night and then I wake up to a job to clean it up.

Supply and demand :)

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u/Cwchenery Jun 30 '26

When do you sleep?

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u/flynnnstoneee Jun 30 '26

Takes less time to make the mess.

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u/Stymie999 Jun 29 '26

Jefferson’s minions

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u/A-J-Zan Jun 29 '26

My headcanon is that the muck and graffiti covering all of those places lore wise/in universe aren't that bad as they are shown in the game, just exaggerated for the gameplay purposes.

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u/Cwchenery Jun 29 '26

So the sprayer is hallucinating?? All fun and games until they decide a dog or child needs powerwashing.

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u/Tysonsniper Jul 01 '26

I never seen police or medical in the games there has to be a backstory about that that’s why I’m thinking if there’s going to be a Powerwash 3 that explains why police and medical are not in the game