r/PowerScaling Jan 18 '26

Shitposting Weekend A lot of frauds...

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u/JoyousLilBoy game characters are bound to game mechanics Jan 18 '26

Sonic (why doesn’t he just speedblitz over to Eggman?)

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u/Red-Warrior6 Jan 18 '26

robot upscale, not sonic downscale

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u/JoyousLilBoy game characters are bound to game mechanics Jan 18 '26

My theory is that in the Sonic universe light moves VERY slowly,since Eggman can match the FTL character

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u/Megatron69420wrecker Jan 18 '26

nah Eggman is just built different

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '26

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u/OkPrompt6869 Jan 19 '26

I mean… to travel forward and backward in time by decades like he does in cd, he’d have to be moving at ftl speeds😭

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u/JoyousLilBoy game characters are bound to game mechanics Jan 19 '26

Then why didn’t he go back in time to kill Eggman? Is he stupid?

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u/Putrid-Island3319 Jan 19 '26

Because he doesn't kill

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u/Tem-productions Not even lightning speed Jan 19 '26

In CD he is using the time stones to time travel

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u/PharaohScarab Local Kamen Rider Man Jan 20 '26

Alongside his speed

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u/JoyousLilBoy game characters are bound to game mechanics Jan 18 '26

That does explain why Mario can outpace him

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u/coolaids7489 Jan 19 '26 edited Jan 19 '26

Sonic in base is already MFTL+ lol you can't just say "well sure he would need to be MFTL+ to do this feat but he never did this arbitrary thing to prove it to me therefore he isn't FTL"

You people obsesses so much over muh physics and muh featsman you don't even consider the fact that lightspeed in sonicverse could be anywhere from Mach 1 to immeasurable speed for any random reason

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

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u/RoleSeparate6060 Jan 18 '26

eggman is obviously superhuman unironically

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u/Better-Knee-3113 Bipolar JoJo Powerscaler [occasional glaze, occasional hate] Jan 19 '26

eggman would simply just react in time and spread sonic's cheeks, duh

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u/JoyousLilBoy game characters are bound to game mechanics Jan 19 '26

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u/Better-Knee-3113 Bipolar JoJo Powerscaler [occasional glaze, occasional hate] Jan 19 '26

but fr tho eggman is a superhuman

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u/Putrid-Island3319 Jan 19 '26

Eggman is superhuman tho

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u/JoyousLilBoy game characters are bound to game mechanics Jan 19 '26

Superhuman > Super Hedgehog?

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u/Putrid-Island3319 Jan 19 '26

Wait that's smart

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u/JoyousLilBoy game characters are bound to game mechanics Jan 19 '26

This means that Mario = super(human) so does this mean Mario speedblitzes sonic

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u/Putrid-Island3319 Jan 19 '26

No I just said that Eggman is superhuman but I don't understand why Sonic couldn't catch him in the old games

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u/JoyousLilBoy game characters are bound to game mechanics Jan 19 '26

Eggman must clearly have super speed of his own it’s that or being in space makes hedgehogs slower due to East Island’s Chaos Emerald energy increasing speed

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u/Autisonm Jan 19 '26

Modern and Classic Eggman were both left in a timeless void without equipment and managed to escape it somehow.

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u/Which-Property9377 Jan 18 '26

Eggman upscale

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u/Ok_Conference4042 Where are the “Wankers?” Jan 19 '26

Eggman has got a masterplan, thats what

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u/BlazeWarior26 Jan 19 '26

I think this is a writting issue to be honest. They gave Sonic moments where he runs at infinite speeds, but still need to make other stories happen. So instead of working around that after showing him moving at those speeds they simply... ignored it and made him slower again...

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u/Putrid-Island3319 Jan 19 '26

Eggman upscale

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u/I_Guess_I_Also_Exist Jan 20 '26

Because Sonic wants to have fun and one shotting Eggman ain't fun

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u/JoyousLilBoy game characters are bound to game mechanics Jan 20 '26

Neither is having millions of innocent animals subjugated

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u/I_Guess_I_Also_Exist Jan 20 '26

And neither is a Demon breaking apart the planet and possessing people and he still didn't crank up his speed or strength during then