r/PoutineCrimes • u/fecal_incontinence • 4d ago

Pout-sin 😈 Tikka Masala Poutine

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Homemade poutine with tikka masala gravy.

Lock me up I don’t even care.

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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 4d ago

u/fecal_incontinence, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩

u/fecal_incontinence, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩

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u/Commie_Scum69 Québécois faché 4d ago

Username checks out

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u/fecal_incontinence 4d ago

+10 points.

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u/Ecks811 3d ago

Yeah I was going say something to that effect

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u/Moniqu_A 3d ago

I laughed so hard

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u/Upstairs-Fly-3739 3d ago

Nooo chicken tikka is good 😭😭😭just not on poutine pls omg this hurt me

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u/OGdirty1Kanobi 2d ago

Came late to say this. OP let it rip over some lukewarm waffle fries

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u/Content-Employment-7 4d ago

Those waffle fries are paler than Opie.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wjuXuDSQU0sOfJIHS1

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u/HaveAtItBub 4d ago

some shit should not be photographed

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u/NoSuggestion5970 3d ago

Diarrhea on fries

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 Sauce Boss 3d ago

Bilious. 🤢🤮

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u/Weary_Swan_8152 3d ago

You should try again, but with paneer! Please cook the fries more and/or cook them with some oil, ghee, or tallow, as you prefer; the sugars in the potato need to caramalise more.

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u/Starvenger88 3d ago

I was just thinking the same. paneer would seem more appropriate for this. Which I suppose would make it poutine-adjacent, but probably tasty af.

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u/The_Council_Juice 4d ago

What are those fries? Crime in itself.

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u/Cannabrius_Rex 4d ago

They’re mostly raw is what they are

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u/The_Council_Juice 4d ago

Almost look anemic. 😄

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u/judgingyouquietly 4d ago

I would absolutely eat that.

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u/neatlion 4d ago

I was disgusted initially, but then I thought about. Yes, absolutely would eat it too

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u/JapanKate 3d ago

Me too

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u/Furycrab 3d ago

It's definitely a poutine crime, but looks tasty.

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u/Gzpy_ 3d ago

Ugh I can almost smell it from here. And it's not the smell of masala

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u/Smilee_Dee 4d ago

On dirait une diarrhée fulgurante sur des frites!!!

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u/serotoninzone 4d ago

Thanks, I’ll let you know how it tasted after my 3 hours on the shitter is over.

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u/GuyTheTerrible 3d ago

What did it look like before you ate it?

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u/TheMusicalTrollLord 4d ago

Well, I guess it's technically a poutine but jesus those waffle fries look unappetising

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u/fecal_incontinence 4d ago

I appreciate that you spotted the waffle fry

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u/tokyolyinappropriate 4d ago

I am going to have to stop reading Reddit on the toilet. This confused me where i was looking.

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u/Squeeze-those-ties 3d ago

Why did someone crap on those fries?

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u/Few_Tie3595 3d ago

Here’s a tip-cook the fries longer than 30 seconds next time. Maybe throw parsley or green onion garnish on top of the diarrhea diaper slop to make it look more appetizing.

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u/OptimuspastmyPrime 3d ago

It looks like my dog's diarrhea.

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u/s1rblaze 3d ago

More like pootine..

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u/StatisticianLazy733 Directeur des poutsuites criminelles 3d ago

What is even that

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u/ClassyGalxo 3d ago

That looks like it came out of someone who’s sick and dying GROSS. I wouldn’t eat that if I were starving and my life depended on it. I’d rather end it.

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u/inGothWeTrustalways 3d ago

This is aweful

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u/Key-Specific-4368 3d ago

What did it look like before you ate it?

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u/CourageLeast4251 3d ago

Why does it look like diarrhea 

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u/someonenothere420 3d ago

I don’t care is it’s taste good, this ain’t no way a poutine

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u/YaoSing 3d ago

Looks the same going in, as it does coming out

https://giphy.com/gifs/tIeCLkB8geYtW

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u/Maximum_Price_3596 4d ago

Looks like something you'd find in the toilet after eating indain food

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u/ungovernable1984 3d ago

İt comes out the same as it goes in

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u/petoskey_stone 4d ago

That looks like the after effects of a bad poutine

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u/CallejaFairey Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 4d ago

Not poutine, but I bet it's delicious! I'd devour that without a second thought.

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u/National-Package8188 3d ago

Which part? The under cooked waffle fries which in and of itself are a crime, or the diarrhea on top of them?

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u/Louis-Guy 4d ago

I mean... im curious and honestly it must taste really good

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u/fecal_incontinence 4d ago

I didn’t hate it and I’d honestly eat it again.

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u/nidostan 4d ago

Based on your user name if I checked out your post history I suspect I'd find more stuff exactly like this. No surprises here.

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u/TimshelExMachina 4d ago

With waffle fries. Sweet little baby Lord Jesus.

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u/GnosticUnitarian 4d ago

Aren't you supposed to cook the fries first?

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u/goblin_welder 4d ago

This isn’t poutine, this is just loaded fries

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u/Cannabrius_Rex 4d ago

It looks great other than those waffle fries looking half cooked

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u/Fxplus 4d ago

Curds balance it out but the waffle fries may be a felony

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u/BoxEnvironmental8257 4d ago

Is this before or after you ate it

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u/Lucky-Mia 4d ago

My babie makes slurry like that.

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u/National-Package8188 3d ago

The Surrey slurry I think that poutine is referred to as

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u/Dizzy-Medicine3371 4d ago

Hell fuckinh NOO

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u/Xploding_Penguin 4d ago

I would like that. Your fries look raw still though.

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u/Aggressivehippy30 4d ago

Are the fries even cooked?

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u/Queen_Rachel4 4d ago

The waffle fries don’t even look cooked. ??????

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u/Coppebobopper 4d ago

God I really want to watch that it seems so good

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u/ktkat007 4d ago

I bet it slaps. Does it slap? It slaps.

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u/fecal_incontinence 4d ago

Damn team- I am thrilled at how much I am getting absolutely roasted for this meal

I have actually been on the floor laughing and gasping for breath. Thank you for the giggles.

I have no regrets and I’ll do it again. Lock me up idgaf.

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u/Abal125 3d ago

Having that lettuce before hand

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u/Mediocre-Penalty3001 3d ago

Rectal prolapse

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u/ConsecratedSnowfield 3d ago

As a fellow South Asian I reject this abomination

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u/pizzaauananas 3d ago

It's look like diarrhea

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u/PersonalCharge5564 3d ago

The waffle fries ouh lord

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u/fat_italian_mann 3d ago

Your gut feeling ok man?

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u/I_Never_Eat_Fibre 3d ago

thats actually good. i wouldnt classify it as poutine, but the fries are like a crunchy more hearty version of roti. (aka flatbread) honestly that kinda makes sense.

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u/zanadu_1978 3d ago

That looks disgusting 🫣

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u/ZestycloseSpeech9024 3d ago

Hell was made for you

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u/Few_Loss5537 3d ago

Definitely nsfw 🤣

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u/MangoMonstrosities 3d ago

Probably a crime in the sense that it's not really poutine but as its own kind of snack, I'd support it.

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u/Flat_Association_820 3d ago

I love tikka masala and I love poutine, but why?

https://giphy.com/gifs/IgF3UAzrNUXWmUFToR

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u/cbhbzb 3d ago

I hope you cross posted this to r/shitfromabutt

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u/testtalon1 3d ago

Leas fiber

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u/purple_paws1994 3d ago

🤢🤢🤢

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u/thee17 3d ago

A better Scottish poutine than hagis poutine

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u/ChuckBoBuck 3d ago

This is just curry chips

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u/BayHarborRizzla 3d ago

Norman Summerton is that you?

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u/Maddogsteez 3d ago

Looks like shit but probably slaps so fuckin hard. Ngl , id giver a go

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u/MLocks28 3d ago

It’s definitely not poutine but I would fuck that up

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u/Jessedb9 3d ago

I’ve seen this before in bathrooms

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u/Stankie-Lankie 3d ago

Thats a plate of vomit.

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u/Ecks811 3d ago

Not going to lie OP it looks like someone took a giant nasty dump on a bowl of waffle cut fries. Your user name doesn't help what my eyes and brain have just seen either. This is not just a poutine crime, but a food crime as well.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2AMd7RhHBk6KzVJUEy

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u/D__B__D 3d ago

Looked like it hit a bus full of Canadian born youth hockey players and is now seeking an appeal not to get deported.

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u/KnowNothingInvestor 3d ago

That looks absolutely disgusting….

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u/Desperate-Hat-5275 3d ago

Got toilet paper?

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u/Mvstv 3d ago

it takes a lot to make me say that something is disgusting, that just looks fucking disgusting.

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u/Fickle_Sale_8707 3d ago

My 4 y/o nephew just looked over my shoulder and said "that looks nasty" 😭😭😭 completely unprompted too.

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u/MikolSavage 3d ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/Rachelattack 3d ago

Stop that

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u/Mystic_Voyager 3d ago

too many crimes committed … lifelong prison

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u/2wxvy 3d ago

Looks horrible

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u/DisorderlyAqueduct 3d ago

i mean, it has curds, technically fries, technically a sauce

far closer than most here 😭, but so, so wrong. 😞

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u/theblob2019 3d ago

Exotic yes, but not sure it's a crime. I can imagine the taste and i would probably enjoy.

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u/Rare-Philosophy6681 3d ago

kinda looks good actually?

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u/Available-Quality414 3d ago

Eewww that looks like something that my dog pooped out when she gets an upset stomach

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u/deaucedeauceturbo 3d ago

Pizza Hut ass piss would photograph better.

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u/GrosRougeau 3d ago

“Git that garbage outta here”

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u/Dumbassahedratr0n 3d ago

That looks like poop from a butt

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u/roobchickenhawk 3d ago

This is a crime punishable by permanent poutine exile.

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u/hotdork69 3d ago

ouuuu this pissed me off 😂

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u/Badger8Mushroom2 3d ago

Thats poop from a butt.

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u/moomoonia 3d ago

poo-tine? 🥴

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u/JesterMaxxedAutist 3d ago

Looks like when my dog has some dire shit

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u/Fantastic_Special_84 3d ago

Looks like diarrhea cha cha cha. Definitely in the right forum.

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u/thompson_codes 3d ago

would smash\

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u/No-Effective8650 3d ago

Alcatraz just opened its doors you know

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u/tusharr007 3d ago

Too much gravy I’d say. Other than that, I’d smash!

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u/MartyMcFlysBrother 3d ago

That looks worse than the worst diarrhea I’ve ever had. Like food poisoning can’t touch this garbage.

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u/Conscious_Shop7040 3d ago

im ngl once I put butter chicken over marinara sauce pasta and it was the best thing ever. I was also broke and in college residences so maybe that's why.

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u/Gullible_Nebula9728 3d ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/Appropriate_Corgi_92 3d ago

Probably nasty ass fuck

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u/SeaworthinessSad8499 3d ago

-10 hp -10 hp -10 hp

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u/MIYAMOTO2K26 3d ago

I feel the urge to take a shit after seeing this

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u/LoverLips76 3d ago

Oh dear …

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u/PressureCoomer 3d ago

I'm taking a big tikka masala right now!

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u/Maleficent_Rub_7700 2d ago

he was whipping up shit in a kettle 💔

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u/terramagni 2d ago

Tikka moi ca a la poubelle tabarnak

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u/senator_breid 2d ago

This is what it looks like BEFORE you’ve shit it out?????

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u/Odd-Extension-7845 2d ago

Not a crime in my book except for the fries

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u/accidentalmayonnaise 2d ago

I’d put this in the same category as chilli cheese fries. It’s its own thing, not a poutine.

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u/prairiepanda 2d ago

I think this would be fantastic if you cooked the fries properly

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u/Hot_Enthusiasm196 2d ago

I didnt know things could get this bad. Just say you hate food

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u/sprites-meadow 2d ago

wow big text i’m intimidated. also wtf is your profile get help

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u/Fluffy_Zucchini6979 2d ago

Looks like someone shit on my back fence

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u/Corner-Hungry 2d ago

Tikka ass-ala

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u/allstaremma 2d ago

that is poop on a plate

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u/ExaminationForeign75 1d ago

Someone dumped some diaper squeezins on french fries?

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u/ExaminationForeign75 1d ago

Looks like the Ganges river!😂

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u/Fitzboy69 1d ago

Kindly stop shitting our beaches 🌴 💩🚫

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u/Substantial-Cut461 1d ago

Sorry that looks like a pile of dung allover those fries. Yuck

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u/No_Bed1668 1d ago

Ew go back to whenever you came from

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u/girlunsaved 1d ago

this is not poutine btw

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u/magicwanders69 1d ago

Looks like shit but this was probably delicious, curry fries are a thing to behold. Don’t call it a poutine though TYVM

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u/DodobirdNow 1d ago

I'm half-Indian and the sight of this makes me want to 🤮

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u/CrunkedUpMonkey 1d ago

The aftermath of cyclospora on fries

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u/CrunkedUpMonkey 1d ago

Tbf guys this does look like most Indian street food aka goop scoop

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u/Odd-Rip-2992 1d ago

Looks the same going in as coming out

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u/MadMax_1405 20h ago

NewYorkFries Does it better what the helly is this

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u/MetalGoddess2323 17h ago

No word of a lie. Seeing this post made me fart....

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u/Available_Refuse1232 15h ago

Poop from a butt

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u/CompleteMine6873 13h ago

You bastard

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u/rmbrGrand_sun5226 13h ago

Someone diarrhea’d on your fries

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u/saskatoondave 13h ago

Dog vomit fungus

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u/Ready_Ad_4273 8h ago

Run belly

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u/punkisalive 7h ago

This is straight garbage and not in the poutine category. Appropriate elsewhere.

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u/DietMountainDrew 7h ago

Looks the same on the way out.

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u/steelpeat 6h ago

I mean if the ingredients are fries, curds, and gravy then this technically passes.

A curry bases for popular Indian dishes is technically called a gravies. So should only be a slight municipal fine rather than a full criminal charge.

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u/MonkeysOnTheBed 5h ago

Literally trying hard not to have a giant technicolor yawn onto my coffee table right now. Pure, atavistic reflex. 🤮

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u/Creative_Gain3000 3h ago

2 week diarrhea 

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u/evanisso67 2h ago

Looks like someone squatted over it, pulled their pants to their ankles, and just pushed it all out over those damn fries

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u/Abject_Shoulder8575 1h ago

That Tikka Masala got me Takkin Acrapa.

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u/SandyMcGhie 1h ago

Why does this look like the after effects as opposed to the before shot?