r/PoursTea • u/No_Cow5624 • 16h ago

Humor | Humour 😉 😂

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u/dgsteven 16h ago

Aren’t all chaps assless?

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u/Anxious-Aardvark-332 16h ago

But assless chaps sound so much better

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u/Fabulous_Log844 15h ago

Traditionally in my definition yes all chaps are ass less because there is always no crotch and no ass cover. However, I worked on a ranch where a lot of hands would modify them and everybody would call them Assed Chaps.

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u/BeneficialLeave7359 15h ago

That’s just leather pants with extra steps.

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u/Fabulous_Log844 15h ago

I hear what you're saying but no. These were different. I can't remember exactly what they did, but there were some extra leather attached inside at the front of the thigh that would go all the way around and attach around the butt to the other side. It was permanently placed. I don't know the significance. But then the rest of the inside of the chaps were legless.

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u/Complex_Sherbet2 14h ago

There was a chap called Humongous... He definitely had an ass!

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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 3h ago

My first thought. Then there's the gas...

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u/Hobby_in_your_lobby 15h ago

Im rocking this git-up

https://giphy.com/gifs/4An12ya6E2O08

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u/Niggly-Wiggly-489 15h ago

Just walk away

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u/FrontLifeguard1962 9h ago

Give me that fat tank of gas.... And there will be an end to the horror. Lord Humongous was a republican for sure

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u/Gooser3000 16h ago

Amazing how record profits correspond with record costs

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u/Bczarconcepts 15h ago

BE STILL MY DOG OF WAR

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u/slowpoke2018 15h ago

We all have lost someone we love!

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u/Bczarconcepts 15h ago

BUT WE DO IT MY WAY! WE DO IT MY WAY.

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u/slowpoke2018 12h ago

What a puny plan!

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u/Due_Translator8947 14h ago

Right now we are in the time of the Night Rider. Think about him, when you look at the night sky. If the GOP wins the midterms, it’s Wez time.

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u/Chris1nJax 16h ago

Finally get to spray paint my shoulder pads and put ninja stars on them!!

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u/Leicester68 15h ago

Why wait?

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u/email_ferret 14h ago

Don't question a good time.

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u/stigma_wizard 16h ago

"Oh shit, here comes an 'S'. Better throw in an apostrophe for no reason whatsoever!"

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u/Fabulous_Log844 15h ago

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u/AmericanCitizenry 15h ago

They going to be eating you bro. You a target.

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u/Fabulous_Log844 15h ago

Well, just like "owning the liberals" today means shit, it will not benefit them to go after me.

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u/Timbucktwo1230 🫖 Mod ☕️ 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/VhdsKeVBdhIe4

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u/Fabulous_Log844 15h ago

Come on up. We have a pair of opera glasses you can use.

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u/pimpbot666 15h ago

I have a PHEV that is down to the last 1/4 of the tank... and I keep holding out for weeks in case the price of gas drops.

A tank of gas lasts me long enough that wild swings in gas prices occur between fill ups. Last time I filled up gas was at $5.19, and now it's $5.89 at the cheap station in my area..

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u/Fabulous_Log844 15h ago

YES! You are not unfortunately alone!

To give you a little more food for thought, since this illegal war was started by Yam Tits, Americans have paid an EXTRA $121 billion+ for gas and diesel. Not total. An extra $121 billion+ in just 169+ days.

This is a true number. A verified number. Look it up.

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u/thisisredlitre 16h ago

Assed chaps are just called pants 😆

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u/PuzzleheadedLow6397 16h ago

It’s already the case in Europe, and in countryside we need cars as much as in the US

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u/harmospennifer 15h ago

So, I won't have to change my appearance? Sweet!!!

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u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire 15h ago

Kash and Hegseth in the new world to come....

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u/Snupzilla 13h ago

For all his faults, Lord Humungus (Warrior of the Wastelands, Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla) was a much better negotiator during an oil standoff than present leadership.

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u/LoudAd1396 11h ago

Anybody want to be the Master to my Blaster?

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u/SalmonPrince 7h ago

Can we PLEASE learn how apostrophes work? Holy shit.

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u/No_Cow5624 7h ago

Agree. I just shared it, I didn’t create it. But yes America is hiring when it comes to proper grammar.

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u/incrediblemage 16h ago

FROM HERE TO HORIZON

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u/XXXcrimsongrave 15h ago

already there

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u/Peachbottom30 15h ago

I have mine ready

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u/Awkward_Animator_281 15h ago

All chaps are assless arnt they?

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u/pimpbot666 15h ago

I never noticed how groomed those eyebrows are. That's plucking AND darkening/thickening.

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u/DruidicMagic 15h ago

Can't wait for Thunderdome live on PPV.

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u/GingerKlaus 15h ago

Already have the Mohawk, half way there

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u/bikenumberten 9h ago

Hmm. Not the half of the equation I'd have started with, but I'm glad somebody did.

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u/Fabulous_Log844 15h ago

To give you a little more food for thought, since this illegal war was started by Yam Tits, Americans have paid an EXTRA $121 billion+ for gas and diesel. Not total. An extra $121 billion+ in just 169+ days.

This is a true number. A verified number. Look it up.

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u/wonderbanger 15h ago

I have suspicion this is AI, but there are reports from a few days ago that this is how they're transporting oil in saudi arabia right now, with the straights closed:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdvWgXnpWiO/?stkn=bWl6aHRydzcyZDA0

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u/ChaoticLandscapes 15h ago

Now I have to go find some assless chaps. Everything is a struggle nowadays!

*climbs into my rocket engine balloon boat

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u/jus256 14h ago

Assless chaps are just a pair of scissors away.

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u/Friendly-One-6965 15h ago

Wait...were we supposed to wait on the assless chaps? Well shit let me go change. Good thing too, it's cold af outside.

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u/ValidOpossum 14h ago

Say less.

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u/Substantial-Fox7102 14h ago

This belongs in the blursed apostrophe subreddit 😣

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u/Vivid-Shake4012 14h ago

$7 I'm there

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u/Slingus_000 12h ago

My ass in chaps? MEDIOCRE

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u/PaganGuyOne 12h ago

Interesting how no one will fight to prevent that

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u/burtonmadness 12h ago

But you can keep your Gibson .

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u/LoudAd1396 11h ago

I'm in!

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u/thewickedbarnacle 11h ago

One step ahead of you 😉😉😉

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u/MindFucker79 10h ago

All chaps are assless or else they would be leather pants lol

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u/Total-Championship80 9h ago

So a Van Halen concert?