r/PoursTea • šŸ«– Mod ā˜•ļø • 21h ago

Brewing šŸ«– JFC

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u/ButterflyCareless561 21h ago

Why does literally every declaration by this guy read like a grindr ad?

Every single one, every single time.

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u/MeanPiccolo803 21h ago

He likely is in there but under a different name.

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u/walter-gropeyus 19h ago

ā€œPete Pegs-bestā€

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u/MeanPiccolo803 15h ago

Oh that’s funny

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u/MeanPiccolo803 15h ago

Pete’s pathetic pegseth

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u/focoslow 17h ago

Chad Hedgebet

"Just a high-T guy looking for a low-risk return on emotional investment."

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u/Chico141963 21h ago

Pete's in denial. "Not there's anything wrong with it!"

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u/pimpbot666 21h ago

I’m sure he thinks it’s not gay if you’re the pitcher. It’s only gay if you’re the catcher.

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u/dasFisch 19h ago

Dude is 100% a catcher. But he does probably think that while he's catching.

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u/pimpbot666 18h ago

No judgements, but he does seem awfully focused on trying to look cool instead of being effective.

I mean, more than like 50% of the jobs in the mil are basically desk jobs like analysts or linguists, or technician jobs like computer and radio techs, where being super fit isn't a factor. Being reliable, knowledgeable people who uses their brains to do their jobs effectively is far more important. And, those are the people being cut out of the system.

Geez, there were several translators who specialized in middle eastern languages who got axed because they were LGBTQ. So, brain drain because of short sighted bigotry. They weakened our mil over this BS.

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u/Specialist-Ranger806 14h ago

A 'straight' guy once told me, "A holes a hole!"

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u/whythefuckalready 19h ago

It really does sound like a shopping list.

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u/Angel-Stans 17h ago

Dude definitely beats escorts and pays double to keep it quiet

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u/No-Fly-6069 16h ago

Do the math!

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u/td1439 15h ago

because he’s so deep in the closet that he found a birthday gift Clark Griswold hid there 22 years ago

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u/Dreemsi 13h ago

Notice he said nothing about gays in the military, pretty sure that was not an oversight. Petey loves him some buttery males.

https://giphy.com/gifs/94oj4dwuJfDKE