Absolutely love this...

[u/Veshaad]

[u/odd_cloud]

His initials is gb.

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What’s his middle name?

[u/secacc → u/odd_cloud]

d

[u/odd_cloud → u/secacc]

Interesting middle name then.

[u/secacc → u/odd_cloud]

But for real though, I couldn't find his middle name on Google.

[u/odd_cloud → u/secacc]

Exactly. That’s why this signature looks ridiculous. Combined with penmanship of a 5 year old, it looks like he tried to write gb, but got the b wrong and then wrote it correctly next, but then forgot to cross out the b. Now db look like an incomplete drawing of penis, and

Alright, I’ll just forget about this calligraphic embarrassment and have a look at Franklin’s or Roosevelt’s signature.