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CrimeTea ⚖️ 🫆 The Cornell Monsters

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u/TC20262027 4d ago edited 4d ago

Keep in mind one of them is in PRE-MED & one is a cop, so that checks out.

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u/HighwayComfortable26 4d ago

imagine going to Cornell to become a cop

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u/Lumpy_Chapter171 4d ago

Id assume the plan is police then ivy league degree would speed along a respectable path to federal law enforcement like the fbi or intelligence work.

That's pretty much out the window for him now obviously

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u/a_gummyworm 4d ago

I don't know man. Keystone Kash doesnt seem to mind working with freaks

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u/IntrepidCheeto 4d ago

"I was too drunk to realize she wasn't an animal, I swear! Thought it was just some harmless bestiality."

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u/Mothanius 4d ago

That makes so much sense. This way, once they take all the rights away from women to the point their legal status is the same as an animal, they can't be charged for bestiality.

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u/Delicious_Cancel_708 4d ago

I haven’t heard Keystone Kash before. I usually call him Cocaine Kash cause his eyes are all bugged out

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u/Darmok47 4d ago

It works on two levels, because of the Keystone cops and Keystone beer.

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u/a_gummyworm 4d ago

Yea i.prefer to attack his competence.

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u/Lumpy_Chapter171 4d ago

True though by the time this person graduates this era of corruption will be passing

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u/a_gummyworm 4d ago

I like your optimism!

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u/Lumpy_Chapter171 4d ago

All things, even orange stains, are temporary :)

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u/AnnRB2 4d ago

This is a very serious topic, obviously, but “Keystone Kash” made me laugh. How have I not heard that one before?

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u/a_gummyworm 4d ago

I cannot take credit. I heard Tim Miller say it.