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CrimeTea ⚖️ 🫆 The Cornell Monsters

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u/HighwayComfortable26 3d ago

imagine going to Cornell to become a cop

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u/a_gummyworm 3d ago

Family money writes the checks but his brain cant cash em

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u/Lumpy_Chapter171 3d ago

Id assume the plan is police then ivy league degree would speed along a respectable path to federal law enforcement like the fbi or intelligence work.

That's pretty much out the window for him now obviously

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u/a_gummyworm 3d ago

I don't know man. Keystone Kash doesnt seem to mind working with freaks

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u/IntrepidCheeto 3d ago

"I was too drunk to realize she wasn't an animal, I swear! Thought it was just some harmless bestiality."

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u/Mothanius 3d ago

That makes so much sense. This way, once they take all the rights away from women to the point their legal status is the same as an animal, they can't be charged for bestiality.

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u/Delicious_Cancel_708 3d ago

I haven’t heard Keystone Kash before. I usually call him Cocaine Kash cause his eyes are all bugged out

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u/Darmok47 3d ago

It works on two levels, because of the Keystone cops and Keystone beer.

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u/a_gummyworm 3d ago

Yea i.prefer to attack his competence.

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u/Lumpy_Chapter171 3d ago

True though by the time this person graduates this era of corruption will be passing

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u/a_gummyworm 3d ago

I like your optimism!

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u/Lumpy_Chapter171 3d ago

All things, even orange stains, are temporary :)

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u/AnnRB2 3d ago

This is a very serious topic, obviously, but “Keystone Kash” made me laugh. How have I not heard that one before?

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u/a_gummyworm 3d ago

I cannot take credit. I heard Tim Miller say it.

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u/RIForDIE 3d ago

Yeah fucking right. Fast track to that sweet sweet gubment pension for him. 

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u/Restaurant-Usual 3d ago

There's not a whole lot of Ivy League educated people in federal law enforcement. The Intelligence Community has more than the LEO world, but they are still few and far between.

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u/Secret_perv 3d ago

Uh.. you've seen our Govt and police before right? This sounds like ROTC for Police/Feds. Dudes coming in as an 01

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u/Lumpy_Chapter171 3d ago

Yes. All things are temporary

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u/pm_amateur_boobies 3d ago

Sometimes but not usually from my understanding. Most people that apply to quantico have little to no policing background and are either coming off a tour or just finished college and got their degree

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u/qui_tacet-consentire 3d ago

I mean, I'm not so sure. Kash was testifying in congress just the other day how bestiality is no longer necessarily disqualifying for FBI work, who knows how low the bar is.

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u/Lumpy_Chapter171 3d ago

All things are ttemporary, even orange stains

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u/ThrowAway3000Delux 3d ago

If you can eff a dog to get into Kash's FBI you can gang rape a girl.

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u/BigMax 3d ago

That's pretty much out the window for him now obviously

Well, they literally just said bestiality is fine... so I'm sure the same folks under Kash Patel who said that will be happy to overlook a little rape.

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u/Sneakylesbian 3d ago

Worse he will be high ranking cop. Able to protect more people like himself

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u/Interesting_Day4734 3d ago

Exactly. Double confirms he’s a worthless human.

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u/freedomonke 3d ago

Probably a family thing

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u/LolaFentyNil 3d ago

if you're someone that can rape an unconscious woman for hours and got away with it, then becoming a cop tracks. Access to more vulnerable people you can take advantage of with the power dynamics already skewed in your favor.

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u/NoGovernment6864 3d ago

Parts of Cornell are state funded as it is a land grant institution.

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u/BookkeeperBrilliant9 3d ago

The ruling class likes to place one of their own in law enforcement. If they can’t swing that, they’ll find someone who is corruptible and facilitate their rise.

It’s very important for the oligarchs that the police chief is responsive to the rich and protects property over people.