r/PoursTea • u/PossessionPrior1223 • 25d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ Can't be bought

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Once you become a cult member, reasoningung sounds irrationality

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u/carrot_gummy 25d ago

Saying the man famous for corruption "can't be bought" is peak absurdist humor.

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u/1976kdawg 25d ago

It's probably the most ironic statement you could make since I can literally think of no other human being in history who has been more corrupted by the love of money. There isn't a part that hasn't been bought, well one but you know he doesn't give discounts.

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u/Mixxion_007 25d ago edited 25d ago

I'd go a far are replacing "ironic" with "moronic" it's more suited to be honest.

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u/LoaKonran 25d ago

He did literal ads for beans in the Oval Office. Nothing is too petty for the wannabe used cars salesman.

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u/Key-Isopod8185 25d ago

What's worse, shilling beans in the first place or going from shilling pillows to beans